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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:03 am

It's on now droogs...Carol Hawkins and babs in bikinis...fracking hell.. carry on abroad 2314673995

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:47 pm

why dont they ever play carry on at you conveiniance i wonder...imho one the best they did
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:53 pm

Yeah..a good un.
I did see it a while ago rudi to be fair....
What did they call that bog firm ?

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Post by Wallace on Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:05 pm

Carry on at your convennience?

Was this retitled, Carry On Round The Bend, cos that one was set in a bog factory.
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:07 pm

down wiv em i say
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Post by Wallace on Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:14 pm

Anyone seen the Barbara Windsor episode of LITTLE CRACKERS series (2011), "My First Brassiere"?





Wot about 1994 comedy movie PUSSY IN BOOTS ? ("some of the most shockingly bad dialogue in a comedy ever")
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:44 pm

Hang on I'll ask Mrs Engine.....
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:48 pm

I asked Mrs Engine...
She told me to fuck off and make the dinner
But she also said if someone says there is a film called carry on round the bend then they're a fucking dickhead !
Loverly speaker is Mrs Engine.

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:49 pm

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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:52 pm

I think we got her on a good day .... I love you

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Post by Wallace on Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:06 pm

Carry on round the Bend is a good title cos, of course, the "bend" refers to the marvelous invention of a "S" shaped drain to keep back the stench of poopee water.

Did you know a Yorkie, Thomas Crapper, was the bloke wot finally "improved the functionality " of the water closet to the form we celebrate today everytime we sit down for evacuating the doodees?



Yessir! Crapper, by Jove.

And its no lie.
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:10 pm

Your not shitting us ?? Shocked

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Post by Wallace on Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:15 pm

When the first improvement on the water closet was made, only the rich mansions got it cos it required a private sewerline. Even so the rich had them installed but rarely used cause of the smell and continued chucking their shit out in a potty- for the incredible span of 200 years after the invention!
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Post by Lord Spewbutt on Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:24 pm

Yes Crapper was the man.
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:38 pm

Your not taking the piss are ya ?

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Post by Lord Spewbutt on Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:41 pm

No it's a known fact.
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:29 am

Suspect
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:05 pm

loadsa carry ons on itv3 today.
oi knobs u need to move the uk dude..best tv on the planet we got there bozo
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Post by Guest on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:30 pm

Just watched a new UK comedy serious first two episodes..." PLEBS"
Thought it was shite for ten minutes , then found mesen laughing my cock off

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Post by zako on Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:48 am

I KNOW THE DIESEL FAMILY...RUDI DIESEL INVENTOR OF THE WORLDWIDE DIESEL ENGINE...
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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:20 am

was he from Yorkshire as well ??

Or was that the Wankel engine ?carry on abroad 978184484

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Post by Lord Spewbutt on Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:23 am

Rudolf Diesel was German as you well know. Of course Wankel was too.
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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:26 am

so who invented the jeans then ?

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Post by Wallace on Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:14 am

Jean Genie.
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:26 am

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