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Post by kfalls on Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:23 pm

Anyone familiar with the Nissan Juke?  I just bought the NISMO version and really enjoying it.  It has a 1.6L turbo-charged 4cyl which puts out 197hp.  It has over 100 different options over the standard version including CVT AWD-V (vectoring) transmission, sport tuned suspension, racing seats.  It's raining today, so tried the AWD-V.  It was very nice, felt substantially stable over standard FWD.  It also has the standard AWD for snow.  Unique looking vehicle.  There are not many of the NISMO versions around.  I have only the second 2013 in my city and surrounding area.  I tried to upload a picture, too large.  Here's a link.

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:30 pm

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Post by Guest on Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:45 pm

Quite a few running around here but not the new model like yours the older one.
We do not get the latest models here and are always a year or two behind.  Africa chaps. Third world no matter how much they would like it be otherwise.

The ones they sell her are pretty low spec.
Cars are relativity very expensive here.
Lots of taxes on the things.

Looks very nice enjoy.
Watch the fuel consumption around town those petrol turbo motors can chew gas. Can be quite good on the Highway.  Guys here moan like hell about the Urban Fuel consumption on some of those Turbo Cars.

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:47 pm

only seen 2
swedes only buy
volvo
saab
audi
mercs

all fekin brain dead twats that follow each other
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Post by kfalls on Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:56 pm

I've been watching the MPG display.  In the AWD-V Sport mode it still get 25mpg and can pin you against the seats.  I had a 6cyl Mits Eclipse GTS which I thought was pretty quick.  Never thought I'd buy a 4cyl.  It hesitates momentarily off the line, but quickly spins up the turbo and takes off.  Not looking back----except at the losers behind me.  It's not a Mustang GT, but I don't need all the chicks hanging off me anyway.   Right honey?

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Post by Guest on Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:05 pm

It is a much better looking car than that Black Mustang.
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:06 pm

mustang aint quick
heavy car mofo..
but a cool car and a good shaggin wagon
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Nov 21, 2013 7:06 pm

Tippu Tip wrote:It is a much better looking car than that Black Mustang.
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Post by zako on Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:51 am

THE JUKE HERE IS USED FOR DELIVERED, MEALS ON WHEELS
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Post by kfalls on Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:55 pm

That's surprising.  It's more of a mini-SUV, so doesn't have the storage a standard SUV would.

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:00 pm

not a beautiful car thoug mofo
nissan are built by brain dead spear chuckers in england aint they?
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Post by kfalls on Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:05 pm

I'm sure they are built in many different places, but they are a Japanese company.

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Post by Guest on Fri Nov 22, 2013 3:40 pm

Nissan Renault same Company.
We get Renault Dacia's here badged as Nissans.

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Post by zako on Fri Nov 22, 2013 3:54 pm

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Post by Guest on Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:21 pm

Yea they got a terrible name here.

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:22 pm

citreon make the best quality value cars in the world
never rust and never break down
our berlingo is 4 years old and same battery ffs
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Post by Guest on Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:26 pm

Fucking Garbage. Africa Eats that Citreon shit alive.
That crap don't make the grade.

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:27 pm

rubbish
we have the harshest climate on earth for cars
even audis fall apart in no time here
citroens dont
so why u fink i've owned 10 new citroens?
me last berlingo in the uk did 250k miles
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Post by Guest on Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:30 pm

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:37 pm

all german cars are junk cept porsche

devalue like hell
never had one and never will either
all fekin junk
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Post by kfalls on Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:45 pm

Rudolph Hucker wrote:all german cars are junk cept porsche

devalue like hell
never had one and never will either
all fekin junk
So much for VW Fahrvergnügen.  I think the world disagrees.  I see them gaining more global respect than less.

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Post by Guest on Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:48 pm

Only cars that give good service and last are the Jap ones.
Toyota Mazda Nissan Honda.  The only ones that hold some value.

French Cars have a terrible reputation, bad Service.

Peugeot In the 60's and 70's were the kings of Africa sadly no more.

Volvo's more trouble than they are worth.
Older Volvo's were in a different league great cars. 

German Cars give nothing but electrical problems Mercs are the worst.
BMW's have the resale value of a wheelbarrow.  BM trouble you.

Audi's fucking spivs car. VW's fucking wankers car.

Fords Fall to bits.

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:48 pm

devalue in no time
all end up worthless heaps of rust.
mercs rust here within a year
i see cars that were 100k for sale for 3k..
i will not buy a car that depreciates..aint ever gonna happen
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:51 pm

me work mate has a merc vito
2007
cost him 35 grand
so much rust on it now it's worth about 20 quid
total junk all german cars..cost a fortune to service anorl
me boss has a new vw passatt..complete and utter cack to drive
i prefer me citreons..i know they dont rust here in sweden.
in fact never seen any berlingo with rust..even like 12 year old ones.
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:54 pm

mareis mate bought a new merc 2005
cost em 35k..sold it for 8k 2010
5 years later was rotting away.
wot they do? beleived the merc sales rep that rust is no longer a problem Nissan Juke NISMO 2209900275 bought another one
i tell u one thing only somebody with mental health problems will buy a car that rusts away within 5 years and buys another one Nissan Juke NISMO 2737494147 
i cant wait till this one goes the same..i'll be in tears
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