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Exclusive! Is Savlon carrying Dung’s baby?

Post by Dicky Dung Ate My Jamster on Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:44 am

The pics don’t lie. Savlon is clearly bulking up pretty badly. Now the normal gestation period of a Manatee is around 12 months, so let’s have a look at the pics and see the gain. He may be ready to give birth any day!

So the first pic is the one he used to sell his menswear. If it’s him, he’s had plastic surgery...and it’s gone wrong. Aaanyway. The next one is Savlon over a  year ago. 


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Post by Dicky Dung Ate My Jamster on Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:45 am

Now we see him about a year ago. A bit of weight gain perhaps. But maybe down to being wooed, wined and dined by the manatee as part of the courtship

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Post by Dicky Dung Ate My Jamster on Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:47 am

Now it gets interesting. A bake-off a few months ago, started to give a hint of that tell-tale “baby bump”

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:53 am

that top piccy aint the same bloke.
the one at the top is 100% poofter 
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Post by Dicky Dung Ate My Jamster on Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:53 am

Now for the shocking sight of him clearly carrying the baby weight of a manatee hybrid. Did Dung take exception to Rudi’s barrage of abuse about him being a Jaffa and want to prove the world wrong? Was this a happy accident after too much limoncello? Maybe it was a deliberate attempt by Savlon to gain a stake in NVA? Whatever the case, we all need to help by coming up with a name for the baby. Oh wait, they always seem to be called Dick. Can’t think of a more appropriate name than that. 

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Post by Dicky Dung Ate My Jamster on Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:55 am

Mike Oxbig wrote:that top piccy aint the same bloke.
the one at the top is 100% poofter 
100% agree. So the question is why was Savlon hiding behind that pic, not only on his website, but also on hos LinkedIn Profile.
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Post by Dicky Dung Ate My Jamster on Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:02 am

Just noticed! He’s wearing the same T-shirt in the last 2 pics! FFS just like Dung, he mustn’t change his clothes more than once a year. If he gains any more weight, it wil just split at the seems and fall off
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