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Post by The Deacon on Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:11 pm

This is the place where Wallace & Jammy show off their knowledge by reviewing lesser-known fantasy & horror works.

But Rudy has to open up the forum.

Otherwise this is a place for all to piss on Rudy.
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Post by Wallace on Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:14 pm

Thank you for this opening, Deacon Josephia Beaker.

I am willing to co-operate.
Whether by reviewing or pissing on Rudy.
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Post by Guest on Sat Jun 09, 2018 4:58 pm

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Post by Wallace on Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:01 pm

Has Rudy opened up the forum yet?
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Post by Wallace on Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:02 pm

Rudy will open up the forum to the flood of literati.
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Post by Wallace on Sat Jun 09, 2018 5:41 pm

DAVID LINDSAY "A VOYAGE TO ARCTURUS"


A "potentially dangerous" book.
The work of a visionary, Arcturus is chock full of strange imagery.

Origionally titles, "Nightspore In Tormance" his most important book never gained him anything beyond anominity. Published in 1`920, it sold just under 600 copies.

His death was rather as bizarre as his books' imagery: he was in his bath when a bomb went off. He was struck by shattered glass and lost much blood. Also he had blood poisoning from an untreated abcessed tooth. (And carcinma of the mouth.)

Not far after his death, in 1940 C.S.Lewis praised Voyage in an Oxford lecture, saying it was the book that inspired his Prelandra trilogy.

Voyage itself would appear to be most influenced by george Macdonald's most visionary novels, "Lilith" and Phantases"
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The book, NOT sci-fi but a heroic fantasy epic, starts thusly:

Two shady characters, Maskull and Nightspore, witness a materialization during a seance.Nightspore takes Maskull to an isolated observatory ( called Starkness).
The observatory itself is an adventure to reach since it crown a massive tower (which requires blood-letting to scale.)
Nightspore inviters Maskull to "see the land where this sort of fruit groes wild".
Maskull alone finds himself in pain in the scarlet desert of Tormance, a planet of Arcturus. He has grown new organs, he can detect altogether new colours.

He meets a succession of creatures whose outerform suggests their inner nature", gods,the terrifying Crystalman and...too much for me to go into here.

In Lindsay's last unfinished book he writes as if of his tradgic self:
"some devil was in it that he should write his books, read by few, comprhended by fewer, wanted by none!"
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Post by Guest on Sat Jun 09, 2018 7:34 pm

So a synopsis would be this    The Wallace and Jammy Wiener Show 3581060690  then.

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Post by Guest on Sat Jun 09, 2018 8:23 pm

Good stuff Waldo.........

Although Aleister Crowley cant be termed obscure, his short novel
"The testament of Magdalena Blair" is well worth seaking oot.

One critics thoughts.......

WARNING: "The Testament of Magdalen Blair", which the author claimed to be based on his own personal experience, is monumentally harrowing. If you are extremely nervous, very sensitive and/or in poor health, please do not read this story. This is not reverse psychology to reel you in. I have been reading horror stories for over forty years, but never before encountered anything half as chilling or depressing as "The Testament of Magdalen Blair". I hope I never do again.


Aye not one tae read on yer death bed.


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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 10, 2018 1:23 am

Never heard of it.
Not as boring as Moonchild then?
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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 10, 2018 1:56 am

INDEED NOT......that not unlike the Silmarillion is a mind fuck.

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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 10, 2018 2:17 am

Silmarillion reads like a history book. Very taxing.
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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 10, 2018 2:42 am

Got them all except don't know Marryat.O'donell, Marsh
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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 10, 2018 2:43 am

Hold on.
Stevenson wrote a horror???
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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 10, 2018 3:43 am

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elliott_O%27Donnell


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Marsh_(author)


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Marryat




Robert Louis Stephenson, wrote many horror stories among them...

The Waif Woman.
The Body snatchers.
Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde.
Markheim.
The Bottle Imp.
Olalla.
The Merry Men.

And my favorite........Thrawn Janet (Superb).

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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:42 pm

JOHN COWPER POWYS   "MORWYN" (1937)

One of the most difficult books - if not THE most difficult - Wallace has read was Wyndham Lewis' "Childermass". Morwyn, like Childermass is about  going to hell.

A vivisectionist and his daughter are struck by a meteor and go straight to Hell. It is a corner of hell under creation/control of sadists. They meet such luminaries as Torquemada (who poses a direct threat to them) and are guided about the  vile place by non other than  the Marquis de Sade.
They seek out the aid of the only person in history to go to hell of his own volition, Talysein. (Hey! What of Orpheus??) but instead find Merlin, still locked in spell and asleep with Chronos.
The rapist, Tityos' trial is witness where he argues that sadism done in the name of science and religion is  way worse than anything he ever concocted.He is liberated (from eternal punishment of being devoured by vultures) but his long eye falls on the beauty of Morwyn, the vivisectionist's daughter.

The idea running thru the novel seems to be that pity and sympathy for fellow man is evolved in time and will eventually save a pure mankind from torment of hell. But...not so, since it this desirable evolution is being increasing stymied by the evils done thru Science (as it was once balked by twisted Religion.)
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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 10, 2018 12:44 pm

Time to piss on Rudy.

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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 10, 2018 1:15 pm

Ya want a good difficult read........

"Spawn - P Schuyler Miller"

This story really, really, really shouldn't work. If there's any "rule of writing" that P. Schuyler Miller doesn't violate somewhere in the course of it, I don't know what it is. The plot is . . . 

Absurd. The characters are . . . 

Preposterous. The prose is . . . 

"Purple" doesn't begin to capture the color. 

So much for the rules of writing. In its own completely over-the-top style, this story is a masterpiece. 

Okay, a madman's masterpiece, maybe, and certainly one of a kind. It still qualifies for the term because it fulfills the ultimate criterion for a great story—and, ultimately, the only criterion worth talking about.

It works. It really, really, really works.


Heres a we excerpt............

It was the God of Gold! Quartz is rock, and quartz is jelly, and quartz is a crystal gem. Gold is metal, and gold is color, and gold is the greed of men. Beauty and fear—awe and greed—the Thing over Oaxaca was a column of crystal fires, anthropomorphic, built out of painted needle-gems, with the crimson and blue and smoky wine-hues of colloidal gold staining its jeweled torso—with veins and nerves and ducts of the fat yellow gold of Earth—with a pudding of blue quartz flowing and swelling and flexing on its stony frame. It was a giant out of mythery—a jinn out of hashish madness—a monster born of the Earth, thewed with the stuff of Earth, savagely jealous of the parasitic biped mammals whose form it aped. Its spiked hooves clashed on the mountaintops with the clamor of avalanches. Its flail-arms swung like a flickering scourge, flaying the bare earth of all that was alive. Its skull was a crystal chalice wadded with matted gold, brain-naked, set with eyes like the blue sapphires of Burma, starred with inner light. It roared with the thunder of grinding, tearing, grating atoms, with the sullen voice of earthquakes. It was the spectre of Earth's last vengeance upon delving, burrowing, gutting little Man, the flea upon her flesh.


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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 10, 2018 1:26 pm

Wow!

Very psychedelic.
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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 10, 2018 2:34 pm

Wallace just now read that Crowley Magdelene story.

You were not kidding,Jampot.
This is the height of darkness, simply venemous.
Never read its like beefwhore.

(Do not show this to my fren, The Deacon. He will really get off and be spewing damnation triple-fold.)

Holy Valdemar!  That is one disturbing piece of literature.
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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:33 pm

Too be honest Waldo (Unlike us) I dont think poor Aliester was all there.

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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:52 pm

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Time fellas.

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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 10, 2018 4:56 pm

Piss on Rudy's head.

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Post by Wallace on Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:58 pm

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Post by Guest on Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:33 pm

Never read that un.....Read the G trilogy found that a bit dull.

You read this un Waldo ?

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