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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:32 pm

ffs trying to keep a car in showroom condition is nigh on impossible mofos...even ater an hours drive me stang needs a complete wax polish...started to polish every nut n bolt now...wont take too long Shocked
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Post by zako on Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:59 pm

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:26 pm

yeah been working about 20 hours underneath it now...no way it's ever going near a fekin rainstorm after all this bozo
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Post by zako on Tue Nov 06, 2012 11:07 pm

I NEVER CLEAN A CAR,,,I LET IT SIT IN THE RAIN,,AND THE PURE RAIN WATER DOES THE CLEANING...THAN I WIPE THE WINDSHIELD INSIDE AND OUT..THATS ALL...I NEVER TOUCH THE UNDERSIDE OF THE CAR,,IT WAS UNDERCOATED WHEN I BOUGHT THE CAR ...MY OLDEST CARE HAS 2 HUNDRED THOUSAND MILES ON IT...NOT A SPEC OF RUST..
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:50 pm

ah well cant drive the mustang any more mofos...
the car is so blemish free i'm scared of damaging it...nice to have in the garage though aye? :sofa mofo:
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Post by zako on Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:58 pm

DO YOU KEEP MARIE IN A CLOSET CAUSE YOU WANT HER PUSSY TO GROW BACK VIRGIN ????
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Post by Lord Spewbutt on Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:06 pm

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Post by Wallace on Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:13 pm

Can pussys actually do that?
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Post by zako on Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:05 am

A PUSSY MUST BE WELL FUCKED OR IT WILL GROW BACK TOGETHER AGAIN,,AND MIGHT DRY UP...THEN NOT GOOD FOR MAN OR BEAST..
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:12 pm

drove to maries mum and back in the stang..about 250 mile round trip.
i stood guard near the car all day Shocked
had to completely valet it when we got home ffs.
2 hours work mofos Evil or Very Mad
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Post by zako on Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:55 am

SICK BASTARD,,CARES MORE FOR A PIECE OF SHIT FORD THAN HIS WIFE AND MOTHER,,,
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:01 am

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sat Jun 08, 2013 2:27 pm

was real close to taking the mustang out for the day.
lucky we didn't as it's bucket down right now...
i would have been gutted bozos Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sat Jun 08, 2013 2:32 pm

btw on a run driving carefully we're getting 28mpg outa the mustang.
33 mpg outa the berlingo

they arnt too far apart bozos
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Post by zako on Sat Jun 08, 2013 2:41 pm

AINT TOO FAR APART,,,,YEH,,$ WHEELS AND A NUT BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sat Jun 08, 2013 2:50 pm

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Post by Lord Spewbutt on Sun Jun 09, 2013 5:23 am

Gas mileage? What are you on about? Mileage means nothing if you are afraid to get it dirty.
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:08 am

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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:05 pm

A show car.



It shows Rudy how to waste money.

........

I'm like Rudy - I hardly ever use the car- just once a week so the brakes dont seize up.



Took it out the other day and got a $110 fine for slowing down, but not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign on a side street that wasnt even a proper crossroad. Fucker was in an unmarked car ,waiting in someone's driveway.

Way I see cars is that they are for losers: your just a target, a milking cow for the City, for mechanics, for gas stations - and insurance here is crazy.

I only have a car since my mother insists on it in case she has to be driven to hospital quickly.



Fuck all cars.



And CAR TALK ON PWOG FORUMS as well.
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Post by zako on Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:13 pm

DOES THIS MEAN YOU HAVE TO STICK AROUND MUMMY ALL DAY AND NIGHT ???? AMBULANCE IS SAFER,,,TECHS HAVE THE ABILITY TO KEEP HER STABLE,,,WHAT WOULD BE FLASHING THROUGH YOUR MIND ON THE WAY TO THE HOSP..AND SHE CROAKED ON THE WAY,,CAUSE YOU WERE TOO CAUTIOUS GOING THROUGH THE STOPSIGNS,,AND NO TECH TO ADMINISTER PROPPER CARE,,YOU WOULD BE ACCUSED OF INVOLINTARY HOMICIDE,, PLUS ELDER ABUCE,,
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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:59 pm

Besides droogs dont need cars - they dont travel 60 miles a day to slave for some Jew's benefit.



Fuck cars anorl.
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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:44 pm

It used to be that when you reached age 16 it was a rite of passage to have a car.

Now in a very recent Toronto study they found the most surprizing result that increasingly the youth are PULLING AWAY FROM CAR OWNERSHIP. 23 % less driver's licenses were bought in the last year by the youth - they are all walking to work (in Toronto).



Not sure if this is because of traffic situation in Toronto , or price of gas revolt, or just that youth are getting poorer.



This is an encouraging sign. It would appear the youth have finally realized there is a better way of life and more effective use of one's time than just endlessly circling the block hoping for a parking spot to show up.



Maybe they are putting the fuck to the car and the whole stupid scene it envelopes.



And its a prooven fact that ALL HOMOSEXUALS depend on cars.
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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:47 pm

I should add, right now about 80% of kids in Scandinavia cycle to school.

In US its 19% (because of the high homosexual factor there).
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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:50 pm

There is a definite connection between mental stability and walking.

We are social beings - it is not right for our brains to be sitting alone in a car full of anxiety.



That shit is for alienlifeforms - and homosexuals.
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:51 pm

i'm not really into cars mofo..aggreed they are all a waste of time n money.
but we were left 100k and thought why not..
i'm not into anything really.
ffs i dont even drink no more...i feel like the worlds most boring cunt bozo
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