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Post by Wallace on Mon May 27, 2013 4:48 pm

Records are in the mail, right Zako?
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Post by Guest on Mon May 27, 2013 5:56 pm

Rotten fuckers ! Rolling Eyes

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Post by zako on Mon May 27, 2013 7:21 pm

ZELDA WILL PLACE ME IN A SAILBOAT WITH ALL MY POSETIONS AND PUSH ME OUT TO SEA,,,ALL IN FLAMES..
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Post by Guest on Tue May 28, 2013 7:33 am

Brilliant !
Way to go old fella ! Very Happy

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:42 pm

not really driving the mustang..i'm too fussy to drive it tbh..i'm frightened to get stone chips and dirt on it..
oh well it's nice to roll it out once a week polish it and put it back i suppose.
may sell all me cars n bikes sometime and buy a flat in spain mofos
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Post by zako on Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:40 am

YOU BELONG IN SPAIN,,NEXT TO YOUR MOMMY,,,WEEPING ABOUT MARIE LEFT YOU FOR A PAKKI,,,AND BOTH SONS MARRIED TO OUTBACK ABORIGINIES,,,
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:01 pm

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nice gt500 for sale here
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:04 pm

too ' brother ' fer me droog. afro

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:05 pm

made the cunt an offer...mine and 10k.
if he takes it i'm off to gothenburg asap
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Post by zako on Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:06 pm

GT STANDs FOR GREAT TURD FORD
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:10 pm

gt 500 bozo.
shelby ffs ya mug...
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Post by zako on Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:18 pm

SHELBYs BEEN DEAD,,,NAME ONLY..
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Tue Aug 13, 2013 3:17 pm

OK MAYBE DOING 800 miles the weekend.
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he'll take our stang and 12k usd
9k sterling.
cost me that to supercharge our stang ffs

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Post by zako on Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:31 pm

TRADING A FORD FOR A FORD,,,MMMMMMMM !!!!!!
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:36 pm

a ford with forged internals..capable of 800 bhp with no engine mods bozo..
screw type supercharger as standard...the engine on those shelby gt500's is amazing i tell ya
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Post by Guest on Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:55 pm

That thing must eat tires I am so envious.
Wanna Drag my hopped up Puch?
I will take the peddles off.

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:56 pm

aint got it yet kind sir here's the car i got right now
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i want a shelby really..was planing to fit a supercharger to mine..but it's not worth it..the shelby already has one
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:57 pm

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8 years old and look at that paint.'
i never drive the fekin thing mind Embarassed
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:59 pm

i'm the worlds fussiest man with me cars n bikes..
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Post by zako on Thu Aug 15, 2013 8:19 pm

I SEE A SPECK OF DUST ON IT,,,
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Post by Guest on Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:00 pm

Lucky fish.
All I have now is the Puch.
Love American Iron. Saved my life.
One Day I will tell you all the tail of my Holden Monaro GTS with a Small Block 350 Chevy Motor. And some Wogs with AK47's and rifle grenades, and how they shot the car up in 1978.  On the Road from Salisbury to Beitbridge during the Rhodesian Bush War.

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Post by zako on Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:22 am

TELL US ABOUT IT,,,IT WILL ADD SOME SPICE AND INTREST TO THIS FUCKING DULL HOLE...
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Post by Guest on Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:34 am

OK.
Lived and worked as a printer in Salisbury in the late 70's.
Fucking war was raging these cowardly wog fucks for that's what they are and were were killing farmers and villagers and every time they came up against the Rhodesian Army they ran like hell.
The Rhodesian fighting men were the best bush fighters the world has ever seen.

Now to get to and from the South African border you had to travel in a convoy.
Escorted by guys with Mazda Pick ups with 50 cal. Browning's mounted on the back.
Called them bush wacker's the things used to chop down trees. Leveled trees undergrowth and whatever was hiding in there.
The Terr's as we called the black fucks, were shit scared of them. 
Any way if you traveled in these convoys you were safe, they seldom if ever attacked them.
Mr. Smart Ass here wants to go and watch the South African Formula 1 Grand Prix in Johannesburg.
So off I go with my mate from work. We get to the convoy meeting place and we are early.

The Car.
An Australian 1970 Holden Manoro GTS 350-HO (300bhp). 4 speed manual.  Think Chevy SS only lighter. 
Fuck this for a lark we are not waiting and off we go.
Used to travel at 90-100 mph, the thing used the same amount of gas if you went fast or slow, so what the fuck.  Also gas was rationed big time, used to not use the car much.
Rode a Kawasaki 90cc, saved the coupon's for these sort of trips.  You were rationed on your distance from work to home, car did not matter, hard luck if yours guzzled.

A long while into the trip come over a rise and there is a big truck on the side of the road. With fucks dressed in khaki and rifles running all over the place.
Fuck, its the cunts what now, look at the distance, the speed, no way is this thing going to stop in time.
Floor the fuck and run the gauntlet.  Rev counter buried in the red in top gear. It was under geared used to top out at 130 mph on the red line in top.
We drive on the left in these parts, truck is on the left.  Fucks run across the road, there is a steep embankment on the right. They disappear from sight.
Next thing I am staring into the eyes of this fuck, lying down with his mates, and popping off their AK's at me.
There is a hell of a bang, windscreen cracks, hooter button pops off, and hits me in the face. Window rubbers hanging down. Car swerving all over from the shock. Hit the gravel going flat out. No time to think, don't fight it, relax grip on the wheel, be gentle with it.
Back on the tar, back breaking out, let it alone keep, foot flat, straight it comes. Off we go.
Gaze over at my mate, he is on the floor whimpering like a puppy.  Fuck everything seems OK, check temp, oil pressure, no problems, rev counter hanging near 6,000 rpm.  Back off to 5,300 and leave it between 5 & 5.5 for the next 70 miles, till I see a car coming towards me.
(Mate says he saw tracers flying across in front of us.)
(I saw fuck all, to busy keeping the thing on the road.)
Stop the bloke tell him, better turn around, the fucks are up the road.  Holden is idling away like it has just had a tune up. There is a small hiss and it drops some water out the overflow, about half a cup, then it stops and drips a bit.  African Summer Dudes it is fucking hot.
There is an Motel come stopping point about 30 miles away, so off we go.
Get there, look at the car. Bullet creases across the hood, right front wing, the roof. windscreen cracked, all the door window rubbers are hanging down loose.
Left front wheel full of marks paint gone. Trim blown off. Front wing Chevy 350 badge gone, Fuck where am I going to get another one. (did find one at the GM agents in JHB thank fuck and to my surprise.)
Report it to the army guys there, real rag tag bunch.
Great guys one carrying an AK the Other an FN (Nato 7.62).  Why the FN says I, got to keep it clean, yes says the bloke but it drills through trees the AK cant, short round you see. The fucks cant hide from this thing.  Tell them the story. Oh so that's were those fucks are we have been chasing them for days. They hope into their Landies and off they go.

Coming back by convoy this time, we stop at the same place.  Having a coke and a burger and I hear "hey you two are dead being shouted out."
It is the same guys. "Don't worry we caught the fucks killed them all had a Russian with them shot him as well.
Got his logs.  Civilian Car Ambushed same date, time and place as our happening.
All occupants dead it says.
Dead says I, that's a good one.
Fuckers fucked up my car glad you got them.

Try that with a new car drive it in the red like that the thing will break.

Chevrolet Small Block. For ever.
That car did not ever give a moments shit, drove it all over, dirt roads and all, tonked it, spun it, smoked it, it never broke.
Cooked a clutch once that's all, towing a horse box with three nags in it up some mountain passes.
Got the spares and did the job on the side of the road. Took me two hours on my own, piece of piss.
Cost fuck all, had enough money in my wallet.
Broke the fucking reverse light switch when the box dropped, Cunt!

Fuck these new cars.


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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:01 pm

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the motor on the gt500 i'm thinking of buying
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Post by Guest on Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:49 pm

Where is the fucking Carburetor and Distributor Dude looks like a fucking Air Craft Generator.
I am so fucking envious I want so bad to feel that thing under my ass, and smoke those tires.
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You lucky Cunt.
Friggen hate spotty Wankers and black Kaffirs In fucking Golf GTI's
That is all you see here no real cars. That Stang is a CAR not a piece of shit VW Hate the fucking things and their owners Nazi pigs.

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