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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Jul 17, 2017 3:31 pm

ok i read a lot on the mustang forums.
right the mustang i had was ok..it was just ok..the camaro was light years ahead better.

now on the mustang forums they sit there and try to convince themselves it's some kinda fucking super car..i tell u now it aint..it's a glorified ford sierra in a fancy frock
now they then mod them and then try to convince themselves online it's now the dogs danglies.

most of these cunts have the same illness audio fucktards have...ocd in it's highest forum i tells ya..

sell the fucking pos ford and buy a proper car u fucking dickheads
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Jul 17, 2017 3:40 pm

i realised quickly and jump ship..these idiots will see the light soon and then have lost a fortune on the shite they've added to the pos things.

i ofc have been banned from every single mustang forum on the planet for some reason 
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Post by Engeeeeee on Mon Apr 23, 2018 2:41 pm

Washed two cars today.
 Fuck me it was hard work !
 Took me nearly an hour FFS !
 Next time the meatheads down the Potty Polackso can do em for a tenner !
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Post by The Mad Piper on Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:14 pm

Aye fuk that car washin malarkey, I get the White Yugo Nigs to do that shit doon the Soap a dope.

cheers
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:18 pm

problem is when u got chronic ocd bozos..
my car has to be pristine...something a wog cant do...anyway i only power wash my paint...no way a sponge is allowed anywhere near it
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Post by The Mad Piper on Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:38 pm

I like to sit inside me car eating cakes, whilst the Eastern Euro Gypsies slaver oot side cleaning.

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Post by Engine on Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:45 pm

I look at it this way ......
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Post by Engine on Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:47 pm

I earn twice as much in an hour as it takes two scumbags to do an hours work for me .
No brained.
Keep peeps employed and sit back and relax.
Like Pip says.....eat cake ...drop crumbs ...laugh .....get some other cunt to clean it up.
Like being married but much cheaper loike.
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Mon Apr 23, 2018 5:52 pm

full valet costs 250 quid here

i do it in 1 hour flat Twisted Evil
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Post by StevieWorcester on Mon Apr 23, 2018 10:14 pm

The Mad Piper wrote:I like to sit inside me car eating cakes, whilst the Eastern Euro Gypsies slaver oot side cleaning.



Man after my own heart. cheers

I haven't washed a car this century.

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Post by Tippu Tip on Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:54 am

We Got Niggas that do it for a bob or two.  They do a shit job, but it is better than not washing the Fuck.
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Post by Engine on Tue Apr 24, 2018 1:08 pm

If Rudi posts another shite post about , his wank cars...his money ..his fucking sheep pen shack , or his neighbours fucking debts , let's shoot him please !

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Post by Tippu Tip on Wed Apr 25, 2018 3:53 am

   Maybe a tad severe there Mr. Engine, we could send the Cunt to Coventry instead.   Worked a treat on that Stem Taster Karney.
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:30 pm

marie is on the phone to her sister
her sister has maries mums old toyota corolla maries mum bought brand new in 1987
it has gone 200k miles ok..never failed the mot. only had basic repairs.
just flew through the mot.

u buy a new car and take of it bozos it'll last u for 30 years plus..
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Sat Oct 13, 2018 4:37 pm

camchain anorl

NEVER EVER EVER BUY A CAR WITH A FEKIN CAMBELT...every 6 years it'll become a fucking thorn in your side

just asked marie..still has the original exhaust on it
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Post by Tippu Tip on Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:24 pm

My Frikken Opel made 30 years before some cunt pranged it. Sold it to a Zimbabwe coon.  He fixed the body, and jazzed it up looks great he has had no probs with it at all, that car thrived on neglect.
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