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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 25, 2017 5:32 pm

oKAY, ITS THAT TIME.

Who wants to read a page of me  unpublished novel?


A Simpul quesshun. I don't want to discuss wot constitues a novel or what makes me worthy to be a writer or any of your shenanigans. Justt answer the one quesshun.
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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 25, 2017 5:40 pm

Yes Please....... study WALLACE'S NOVEL 1977987316

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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 25, 2017 5:42 pm

Okay den.


You are gonna pick the page:

I gots it on my pooter in 4 volumes, each one , oh I dont know -mebbe 50 pages.


So pick a volume and a number from one to 50
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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:01 pm

Vol 2,  No 5.

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Post by Wallace on Sun Jun 25, 2017 6:58 pm

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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 25, 2017 7:02 pm

Fuck me, only two lines, and I got a killer headache.

Get stuffed Wallace!

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Post by Engine on Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:26 pm

Yeah....you gots to watch it. .. Cocaine is a lot purer nowadays Tipps.  WALLACE'S NOVEL 1223652268
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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 25, 2017 8:50 pm

I like it........

cheers

And, I've seen worse shit than that published.

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Post by Engeeeeee on Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:11 pm

Cocaine is a lot purer the days.  Very Happy
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Post by StevieWorcester on Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:17 pm

Got fucking stuck on todays bastard crossword.

It's bound to be cryptic. What's a word for an overworked postman, FFS? scratch

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Post by Engeeeeee on Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:24 pm

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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:32 pm

Wallace may I recommend "P Schuyler Miller - Spawn" 
you may like it.


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Pedants spout glibly of probability, quibble and hedge, gulp at imagined gnats. Nothing is impossible to mathematics. Only improbable. Only very improbable.
Only impossibly improbable.
Earth, for example, is improbable. Planets should not logically exist, nor on existing planets life. Balances of forces are too impossibly delicate; origins too complexly coincidental. But Earth does exist—and on Earth life.
We see Earth and we see life, or we see something, however improbable, and call it Earth and life. We forget probabilities and mathematics and live by our senses, by our common sense. Our common sense sees Earth and it sees life, and in a kind of darkened mirror it sees men—but men are utterly improbable!
Ooze to worms and worms to fishes. Fishes to frogs and frogs to lizards. Lizards to rats and rats to men, and men at last to bloated, futuristic Brains. Brains are improbable: brains and senses, and above all, common sense. Not impossible—because nothing is impossible—but so improbable that nowhere in all the improbable stars, nowhere in all the improbably empty space between the stars, is there room for other Earths and other rats and men. Nowhere—life.

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Post by StevieWorcester on Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:35 pm

Engeeeeee wrote:WALLACE'S NOVEL 2203363073


Fucking clever, that. I saw what you did there! WALLACE'S NOVEL 482417856

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Post by Engeeeeee on Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:44 pm

Genius innit.
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Post by Engeeeeee on Sun Jun 25, 2017 9:45 pm

Everybody else ducked no doubt.
 Straight over the heads.
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Post by Guest on Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:10 pm

Rolling Eyes

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Post by Guest on Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:19 am

Engine wrote:Yeah....you gots to watch it. .. Cocaine is a lot purer nowadays Tipps.  WALLACE'S NOVEL 1223652268
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Post by Guest on Mon Jun 26, 2017 5:47 am

Ffs.....More deleted posts, rendering yet another thread fukin u/s.

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Post by Guest on Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:04 am

Deleted  Razz

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Post by Wallace on Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:24 pm

Aye.

A teaser.

Also
Youse were off on a tangent again and I don't cotton to that on my threads.


I start threads and they are ignored or diverted.

Youse rarely initiate but youse respond (bullshit)  TO EVERYFINK.
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Post by Engine on Mon Jun 26, 2017 12:30 pm

I was reading that ffs !
 Had a rest ....made a cuppa..GONE !
 I only read half of it , Tramps.
 I'll never get that hour back !  Rolling Eyes
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Post by Leroy Brown on Mon Jun 26, 2017 1:05 pm

Touchy dude, rise above it Mr Wallace, you a man or a fukin mouse
bro........Chill.
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Post by Engine on Mon Jun 26, 2017 1:51 pm

Trampoid must think we're gonna plagiarise  the cunt and make us fortune like him in that Hancock film with the Aphrodite at the Waterhole dId with the paintings   Twisted Evil
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Post by Wallace on Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:19 pm

Who has not heard me Mermaid & The Magical Walking-stick story?
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Post by Guest on Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:09 pm

Fukin Ram It...........

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You'll only delete it if peeps laugh.

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