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Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Neon Swirl on Mon Jun 05, 2017 4:26 am

Brilliant movie.. Karns watched this about four times now. Very rare a modern movie gets Karns approval.



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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Francis Frogbound on Mon Jun 05, 2017 5:35 am

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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Neon Swirl on Mon Jun 05, 2017 5:40 am

Get it watched Bozo, its fantastic, None of your Compooter generaturd effects cack.

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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Francis Frogbound on Mon Jun 05, 2017 5:41 am

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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Neon Swirl on Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:19 am

Story goes like this.

Film starts out where as a bunch of Dudes from a Yucatan tribe are out hunting for a wild Piggie in the Forest, they made this swinging trap with stakes attached so they can impale the fuckker. [This contraption plays a key role at the end] While they are cutting it up into managable pieces to take back to the village. What's left of another tribe [Peaceful tribe] pass them with a bunch of wounded, saying they are just passing thru..

The morning after, the main character [Jaguar Paw] gets woke by barking dog & knows someone is here, it's the Savage tribe that raided the passes by Village. In a state of panic he grabs hes pregnant wife & Kid, lowers them down a pit out the way. This bad bunch of cunts kill half them including Jaguar Paw dad [A great hunter of the Forest], take others prisoner. Transfered to a city the women sold off the dudes for Human sacrifice cos the thick twats believe in a god that requires human scarifice.. On da way they pass a child by the side of its dead mother, but has this plague, the kid tell them that bad things are gunna happen, the sky will turn black, the black panther man will kill these evil tribes man & a visit from people will end it all. An Omen.

Off to the city they go, up da pyramid to be sacrificed. Hearts ripped out & Heads chopped off & thrown to the floor. When it comes to Jaguar Paw turn, the sun is Eclipsed & all turns dark, just like the young Girl said would happen. The evil tribe claim its a sign to say that the god has has enough Blood, Jaguar paw is saved from Fate & ordered to be disposed of with the remainders.

So they are loike in the form of a game, if they can make it to the corn field before they get hit with Spears, Bow & Arrows you name it hurled at then they can go free, but there is a finisher [His job is to smash thur heads in if they get hit by a weapon, off they go in two's & all get it apart from Jaguar paw who survives an arrow thru the side. Mistake was killing the finisher {Evil tribe leaders son] so what happens, you guessed hes mad & off they go to kill him even though he got into the corn field. 

Being Jaguar Paw some of his supreme hunter of the Forest he knows that forest inside out. As the girl also said bad things will happen to the evil tribes men & do, just leaving the leader & two of his men. While all this is going off the pit he stashed his wife & kid down is filling up with Rain water & shes dropped the new born in there. 

The chase goes all the way back to Jaguar paws village where he prepares the swinging gate with the stakes in which the evil tribe leader falls into & gets mega impaled.. No time to waste cos theres two more chasing him. Jaguar paw comes to the beech & falls tio his knees, the two evil tribes men also stop & look in despair. Ships are coming full of explorers, as the young girl also said. Its over. He goes rescues his wife & kid, goes makesa frewgh start in the Forest.

Just one thing, the film is in subtitles cos they are speaking in native mayan tongue.

THE END.

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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by The Mad Piper on Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:41 am

Agreed........Ace film. cheers

Directed by  - Mel (Mad Max) Gibson.
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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Neon Swirl on Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:42 am

yup

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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Engine on Mon Jun 05, 2017 11:59 am

I shall watch it at work and give yous the only reliable review in frumland.  cheers
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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Neon Swirl on Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:03 pm

Sure u got time cock bref?

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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Engine on Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:04 pm

Embarassed
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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Neon Swirl on Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:17 pm

Lets all put bets on it that Engines finds it crap.. Just so transparent see

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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Engine on Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:34 pm

I am an honest man. 
 A man of honour.
 You should know that by now. 
m If it's good I'll  say it's good.
 If it's crap I'll say is crap.
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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Neon Swirl on Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:38 pm

Utter cack

toodle pip..

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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Neon Swirl on Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:43 pm

You in a check mate position fuck face.  Razz

You would not want to agree that its good now would you  Twisted Evil & now Karns has sugested that you will say its crap for the hell of agreeing you can't do that  Evil or Very Mad Only possible answer will say bit were good, bit were crap. or the big one Not saying anything or even claiming you didnt watch it..



Man of your wurd  Razz wot like you never said the DL103 was  when it was. Never seen anyone swap out a cartridge so quick in mi whole life


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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Engine on Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:48 pm

I seem to remember saying it was shite.
 I bought it purely to see what the fuss was about. 
 I said that annorl. 
 
 You got selective memory.
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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Neon Swirl on Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:53 pm

you got a active imagination anorl..

utter cop out.

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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Engine on Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:02 pm

It's all there somewhere.
 I don't bottle out and delete all my posts.
  Cool
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Re: Apocalypto2006 [USA]

Post by Neon Swirl on Mon Jun 05, 2017 1:10 pm

No you just claim you watched a Movie before wen yew aint


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