I'm a right regular criminal I yam !

Fucks sake .... looked when me bimmer is due its MOT.
 March 6th ffs ! 
 I been driving illegal for nearly 3 months !
 Rang the garage up,  taking it in at 4 today.
 I feel all criminal and dangerous now....like a murderer or an arms dealer or a bank robber !
 Dead hard I am.
 So watch it ....
 Mr Big . 
 

We get a letter here to warn u it's due

I thought we did but I can't remember it. 
 Anyway I probably wouldn't have got it done. ...being a rebel loike. 
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 I'm only taking it in today cos I've got nowt else to do.
 I'm not scared  so don't think I am.
 The law means nothing to me ! 
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I yam takin' me Toyota in terday.
Got letter that air bags is dangerous. Can spit out Nazi shrapnel on yaw gulliver.

The car is 2004!


Supposed to be 3 hour proceedure.

To compensate me and my time, they says there is a room I can go into and tweak various Japanese schoolgirl's nipples.

I had a toyota, fine wee motor never missed a beat, sold it with 96000mls on clock.

MOT you kidding right?  They do not do that here only time they check your car out for safety is when you sell it to somebody else then it is the buyers problem anyway no certificate no transfer.
Matters not do not transfer it put on false plates keep 2 dolla in the car give to the cop if and when you get stopped, and go on your way. 

Went into a fancy restaurant one of those places that sell some small colourful picture on a plate and pass it off as food.
Bill came to 900 dolla, got no money says I, they call the cops, cops march me off in cuffs.
Before they throw me in the Van I ask the Sargent to look in my top pocket, he hauls out 2 dolla, he uncuffs me takes the 2 dolla and sends me on my way.
This is Africa Dudes we do things our own way.

P.S. Wally Blacks cannot fucking dance Iv'e seen a Baboon Troupe dance--------------- same thing.
Fuck the cunt or cunts that say they can.

Took Jills MX5 out for a spin At the weekend.
 Amazing little thing. 
 Put it into fifth at 30 and you can eccelerate from 30 to 110 without changing gear !
 On country roads it just stays in 5th. Great fun !
 This morning I noticed a slit / crack....going right round the front offside tyre in the bottom of a tread ! Deep enough to not see the bottom of it ! 
 It's a well old tyre  and I think it's rotted with age. It looks bloody dangerous , I've told her not to take it out at all till after its MOT on Friday ffs !
 Death trap tyre that cunt.
 I'll take a pic cycle later.
 Can't believe we were throwing it about for two hours at daft speeds and got away with it ! 

Fukin luv em.....

Ballanced n sorted.

Bought a Honda S2000, scared the fukin shit oot o me.
Handed it back a week later.....

Manic engine RWD / RAIN = DEATH.

Fuk.........Look Away.





She'll no take it captain, she's gonna blow........

Just checked the side wal..
 That cunting tyre is 4 years old. 
 I don't reckon a tyre should split like that. 
 Can I sue em , you reckon ?

Engine wrote:Just checked the side wal..
 That cunting tyre is 4 years old. 
 I don't reckon a tyre should split like that. 
 Can I sue em , you reckon ?

No take it off and sell it to a Wog.

My sisters old boy friend brought a new Ford Mondeo out from Germany, the fucking back tires melted, I kid you not.
They were Michelin's and all. 

Can't use tires not rated for our conditions in this part of the world.

Do you wanna buy this one ? 
 
 It might melt back together !

MX5 just sailed through its MOT !
 One tyre. 
 11 years old ffs !
 Thrive on neglect do cars .

Engeeeeee wrote:MX5 just sailed through its MOT !
 One tyre. 
 11 years old ffs !
 Thrive on neglect do cars .

It is Japanese FFs! You never get let down with a Nip car.

If Poodles looses his Job, set him up in your town with a Car Wash business, then he can employ some of those disgusting wogs you got in Yorkshire.  

Engine wrote:Do you wanna buy this one ? 
 
 It might melt back together !

Flog it no problem to some Greenie.   They Re-groove tires here, it will look as good as new.

Wogs all do IT now.
Polacks wash cars.

That's very troubling, letting those fucking Pedo Cunts, have access to the Dark Net, FFs!

You got Polacks in your neck of the woods  

Tippu Tip wrote:

Engeeeeee wrote:MX5 just sailed through its MOT !
 One tyre. 
 11 years old ffs !
 Thrive on neglect do cars .

It is Japanese FFs! You never get let down with a Nip car.

If Poodles looses his Job, set him up in your town with a Car Wash business, then he can employ some of those disgusting wogs you got in Yorkshire.  

i loose me job cunty we pay off the house and live a life of luxery forever..marie just had a pay rise of 200 quid a month..her basic salary now is 4k a month 

Woke you up with that one didn't I then.

Back on form again?   Poodles    

Rudolph Hucker wrote:

Up yours Karney.