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Post by Engine on Wed May 31, 2017 10:06 am

Fucks sake .... looked when me bimmer is due its MOT.
 March 6th ffs ! 
 I been driving illegal for nearly 3 months !
 Rang the garage up,  taking it in at 4 today.
 I feel all criminal and dangerous now....like a murderer or an arms dealer or a bank robber !
 Dead hard I am.
 So watch it ....
 Mr Big . 
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Post by Drew Peacock on Wed May 31, 2017 10:15 am

We get a letter here to warn u it's due
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Post by Engine on Wed May 31, 2017 10:18 am

I thought we did but I can't remember it. 
 Anyway I probably wouldn't have got it done. ...being a rebel loike.  I'm a right regular criminal I yam  ! 1977987316
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 I'm only taking it in today cos I've got nowt else to do.
 I'm not scared  so don't think I am.
 The law means nothing to me ! 
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Post by Wallace on Wed May 31, 2017 12:49 pm

I yam takin' me Toyota in terday.
Got letter that air bags is dangerous. Can spit out Nazi shrapnel on yaw gulliver.

The car is 2004!


Supposed to be 3 hour proceedure.

To compensate me and my time, they says there is a room I can go into and tweak various Japanese schoolgirl's nipples.
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Post by Guest on Wed May 31, 2017 1:35 pm

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I had a toyota, fine wee motor never missed a beat, sold it with 96000mls on clock.

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Post by Guest on Wed May 31, 2017 2:11 pm

MOT you kidding right?  They do not do that here only time they check your car out for safety is when you sell it to somebody else then it is the buyers problem anyway no certificate no transfer.
Matters not do not transfer it put on false plates keep 2 dolla in the car give to the cop if and when you get stopped, and go on your way. 

Went into a fancy restaurant one of those places that sell some small colourful picture on a plate and pass it off as food.
Bill came to 900 dolla, got no money says I, they call the cops, cops march me off in cuffs.
Before they throw me in the Van I ask the Sargent to look in my top pocket, he hauls out 2 dolla, he uncuffs me takes the 2 dolla and sends me on my way.
This is Africa Dudes we do things our own way.

P.S. Wally Blacks cannot fucking dance Iv'e seen a Baboon Troupe dance--------------- same thing.
Fuck the cunt or cunts that say they can.

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Post by Engine on Thu Jun 01, 2017 5:41 pm

Took Jills MX5 out for a spin At the weekend.
 Amazing little thing. 
 Put it into fifth at 30 and you can eccelerate from 30 to 110 without changing gear !
 On country roads it just stays in 5th. Great fun !
 This morning I noticed a slit / crack....going right round the front offside tyre in the bottom of a tread ! Deep enough to not see the bottom of it ! 
 It's a well old tyre  and I think it's rotted with age. It looks bloody dangerous , I've told her not to take it out at all till after its MOT on Friday ffs !
 Death trap tyre that cunt.
 I'll take a pic cycle later.
 Can't believe we were throwing it about for two hours at daft speeds and got away with it !  I'm a right regular criminal I yam  ! 2737494147
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Post by Guest on Thu Jun 01, 2017 7:01 pm

Fukin luv em.....

Ballanced n sorted.

Bought a Honda S2000, scared the fukin shit oot o me.
Handed it back a week later.....

Manic engine RWD / RAIN = DEATH.

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Post by Engeeeeee on Thu Jun 01, 2017 7:05 pm

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Post by Guest on Thu Jun 01, 2017 7:33 pm

Fuk.........Look Away.


affraid


She'll no take it captain, she's gonna blow........

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Post by Engeeeeee on Thu Jun 01, 2017 7:58 pm

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Post by Engine on Fri Jun 02, 2017 3:30 am

Just checked the side wal..
 That cunting tyre is 4 years old. 
 I don't reckon a tyre should split like that. 
 Can I sue em , you reckon ?
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Post by Guest on Fri Jun 02, 2017 8:12 am

Engine wrote:Just checked the side wal..
 That cunting tyre is 4 years old. 
 I don't reckon a tyre should split like that. 
 Can I sue em , you reckon ?
No take it off and sell it to a Wog.

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Post by Guest on Fri Jun 02, 2017 8:16 am

My sisters old boy friend brought a new Ford Mondeo out from Germany, the fucking back tires melted, I kid you not.
They were Michelin's and all. 

Can't use tires not rated for our conditions in this part of the world.

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Post by Engine on Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:49 am

Do you wanna buy this one ? 
  cheers
 It might melt back together !
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Post by Engeeeeee on Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:12 pm

MX5 just sailed through its MOT !
 One tyre. 
 11 years old ffs !
 Thrive on neglect do cars .
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Post by Guest on Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:19 pm

Engeeeeee wrote:MX5 just sailed through its MOT !
 One tyre. 
 11 years old ffs !
 Thrive on neglect do cars .
It is Japanese FFs! You never get let down with a Nip car.

If Poodles looses his Job, set him up in your town with a Car Wash business, then he can employ some of those disgusting wogs you got in Yorkshire.   Twisted Evil

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Post by Guest on Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:21 pm

Engine wrote:Do you wanna buy this one ? 
  cheers
 It might melt back together !
Flog it no problem to some Greenie.   They Re-groove tires here, it will look as good as new.

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Post by Engeeeeee on Fri Jun 02, 2017 2:21 pm

Wogs all do IT now.
Polacks wash cars.
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Post by Guest on Fri Jun 02, 2017 3:59 pm

That's very troubling, letting those fucking Pedo Cunts, have access to the Dark Net, FFs!

You got Polacks in your neck of the woods   Shocked

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Post by Drew Peacock on Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:02 pm

Tippu Tip wrote:
Engeeeeee wrote:MX5 just sailed through its MOT !
 One tyre. 
 11 years old ffs !
 Thrive on neglect do cars .
It is Japanese FFs! You never get let down with a Nip car.

If Poodles looses his Job, set him up in your town with a Car Wash business, then he can employ some of those disgusting wogs you got in Yorkshire.   Twisted Evil
i loose me job cunty we pay off the house and live a life of luxery forever..marie just had a pay rise of 200 quid a month..her basic salary now is 4k a month  cheers
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Post by Guest on Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:05 pm

Woke you up with that one didn't I then.

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Post by Drew Peacock on Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:06 pm

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Post by Guest on Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:10 pm

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