THE HAUNTING OF ALICE D. (US, 2015)

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THE HAUNTING OF ALICE D. (US, 2015)

Post by Wallace on Sun Apr 30, 2017 12:29 pm

rIGHT OFF THE BAT YOU KNOW WHAT SORT OF  TRIPE TOP EXPECT: it is WRITTEN  and DIRECTED by a skirt!

Lazy writing, lazy filming and ATROCIOUS  sound work : sounds like the microphone was laid right on the  floor. Whenever the actors walk on the  house's wooden floor - which is always - it sounds like a friggen horse in iron boots. When the fucks are kissing, the sound is so exaggerated it slurp-slurp-soundas like mating octopi.

Alice is a young girl forced into prostitution in a 1898 brothel. Present time, the relation of the notorious bastard that ran the whorehouse back then inherits the home. (nothing new there and nothing new to come.) He invites his male  Animal House-like buddys over to the house and gets prostitutes for them. One of the pros becomes - guess what! - possessed by the spirit of Alice D. No fucking way! I did not see that coming!

Even the title of this abortion is LAZY: Alice is not the one being haunted. Alice is the haunter.

No-effects, independent film-making at its worse.

Coon speed.

Fuck off women-directors.

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Post by Jock Strapp on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:10 pm

could have told u that cunty to stop u wasting 2 hours of your life

u aint got long left on this cack ole planet yet u enjoy slinging many hours away watching utter cack
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Post by Wallace on Sun Apr 30, 2017 1:48 pm

Shut yaw mouf.

I  gots 20/25 yahre leff.
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