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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Neon Swirl on Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 17:30


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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Engine on Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 17:48

Shocked
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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Tippu Tip on Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 19:11

The Mad Piper wrote:12W / pc

Hold on till I dry me peepers.......

What you canning yourself about Mr. Porridge Wog?

My speakers are 100db with a first order crossover, don't need more than 3.5 w FFs!
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Post by Tippu Tip on Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 19:12

Engine wrote:Shocked
Got you there Yorkie!
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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Francis Frogbound on Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 19:13

porridge wog ffs  oh ffs made me lol dat one cunty
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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Francis Frogbound on Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 19:15

oh ffs made my day that..

ffs ole tipps is on the money when it comes to insults 
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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Tippu Tip on Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 19:22

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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Francis Frogbound on Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 19:33

[url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Porridge Wog]Porridge Wog[/url]sex
Porridge Wog is a nickname for a Scotsman.
There are many traditional stories around about the tight fisted nature of Porridge Wogs however I have never met one that is over 5 feet 6 tall who is anything other than generous to a fault. However, I have yet to meet one under 5 feet 6 tall who would buy a drink for anyone. This strange breed of Dwarf Porridge Wog has an amazing sense of balance due to the possession of a chip on each shoulder. Usually GWAR.
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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Tippu Tip on Mon 5 Jun 2017 - 19:41

Thought the Australians were the only ones with a chip on both shoulders.
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Re: Fuck orft

Post by The Mad Piper on Thu 8 Jun 2017 - 10:50

3.5 Watts. Wink

FFS.............Mr Tipps it's worse than I fukin thought.



Still First Orders are better than last orders.

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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Tippu Tip on Thu 8 Jun 2017 - 11:36

Listen up Jock Strap, I will only say this once.

You are alright in my book.      Have you ever put your dick in a vacuum hose?  In your case you will need a very narrow pipe and a vacuum cleaner with no less than 2000 Watts. That might just be enough to suck yer Wee Dikki out of it's hiding place.

Whether it will be enough to suck the Weirdo's Peanut size brain out one of his nostrils is another matter, would love to give it a bash nevertheless.  

Now you see what you have done you have made think of that cunt, thanks a stack.
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Re: Fuck orft

Post by The Mad Piper on Thu 8 Jun 2017 - 11:49

You Jimmeh are fukin braw n aw, gotta luv a slave trader.

So lang may yer lum reek wi itther fowk's coal.

Don't let McSpud wind ya up, stay cooooooool mon.
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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Wallace on Thu 8 Jun 2017 - 17:07

Did Jimmeh-Pipes just leave the building?
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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Tippu Tip on Thu 8 Jun 2017 - 20:24

The Mad Piper wrote:You Jimmeh are fukin braw n aw, gotta luv a slave trader.

So lang may yer lum reek wi itther fowk's coal.

Don't let McSpud wind ya up, stay cooooooool mon.
Cant tell how much I despise that bloke, he is like a Fucking Ice Cream salesman trying to punt ; his shit opinions, crap music, junk kit, ignorance, and his repulsive private life in the middle of an Antarctic Winter.

How did the Scots in the good times (before the limeys stole your country) deal with a  Sassenach when you caught one on your farm? 

Us Boers used to shoot those stupid Rooinekke on sight.
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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Neon Swirl on Thu 8 Jun 2017 - 20:31

& Karns will make you hate him even more.. Thankss fer lettin' Karns kno loike..


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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Tippu Tip on Thu 8 Jun 2017 - 20:50

Neon Swirl wrote:& Karns will make you hate him even more.. Thankss fer lettin' Karns kno loike..

SELL ALL THAT WORTHLESS MUSIC AND KIT IT IS NOTHING BUT JUNK ; JOU FOKKEN POES.  JOU MA SE BLOED POES SKIET SKY ROCKETS MAAN TOE!
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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Neon Swirl on Thu 8 Jun 2017 - 21:54

 You muppett

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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Engine on Thu 8 Jun 2017 - 23:26

Dyke hopping fucker !  geek
didst thou knowest that them there Underlanders  invented the Pole Vault to hop across the dyke ?

 ....thou dost now , cunty ! 
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 Not lesbo's .
 They didst  not hop across birds doing lesbo bop together or owt like that. I meaneth the watter type of dyke.
 Just better explain for the dimmeth  among thee...like Karns. 
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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Engine on Thu 8 Jun 2017 - 23:29

I know stuff. ......see ?
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Re: Fuck orft

Post by Neon Swirl on Fri 9 Jun 2017 - 4:25

Aye a mine of Useless knowledge

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