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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:41 am

thinking of buying meself a diesel merc for about 2k and putting some coon wheels on it and a racing exhaust..
what ya all rekon?
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:42 am

surely a diesel merc will be like a rocket on wheels and make the ladies go weak at the knees..
i mean with some spear chucker spinner rims on it i'll be the envy of everyone that sees it surely
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:46 am

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i could sell me mustang gt 2016 and buy 20 diesel brabus mercs..wow imagine have 20 of them  pimping a diesel taxi 482417856
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Post by Ahmed Carr on Fri Feb 24, 2017 12:54 pm

You'll get over it Rudi. We can't all have the best that life can offer. I can see ya now......sat at the lights still trying to get moving whilst a Merc hearse sails past ya. Then WtF!!! A Fiat DOBLO leaves ya in its dust too.

The thing is, you can upgrade the mustang later. Once you have a Merc taxi and you've pimped it to the gills there's no more mountains left to climb.
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Post by Golden Child on Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:06 pm

Mr Hunt , you will be pleased to know that I chastised by 3 year old boy this morning on account of him being on the only person on earth who is not aware of your Mustang ownership.
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:10 pm

lol! well done pimping a diesel taxi 1090711455
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Post by Ahmed Carr on Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:41 pm

Hang on.....I thought Rude ol' Phucker owned a Mustang too? If only you lived near each other you could have a race cheers
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:45 pm

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Post by Ahmed Carr on Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:48 pm

Pimped Merc owner:

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Feb 24, 2017 1:49 pm

pimping a diesel taxi 1098768216 yeah a total fucking dickhead chav
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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:37 pm

A mate has a modified Merc Diesel V8 that makes 700bhp on the back wheels bring your Ford POS please and get smoked.

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:40 pm

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Fri Feb 24, 2017 3:46 pm

still a worthless heapa junk merc..
speed means fuck all really bozo..well to me it dont..if i want to go quick i'll get meself a bmw s1000rr or build a turbo hayabusa.
then nothing can ever touch you
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:10 am

u can make a moped faster than me mustang...still a worthless pos..i wouldn't own a pos merc if u gave me it.
junk cars that rust away in 5 years.
total heapa shite
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sat Jun 10, 2017 10:10 am

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the twats on the mustang forum non stop pimping his fekin car...dont these realise they are throwing money in the bin..in fact de-valuing the car aswell.
soon as i get me camaro i'll rejoin and run amock on their calling all fucking losers..
illness these cunts have ffs.
LEAVE THE FUCKING THING ALONE.
i can understand doing up say a 30 or 40 year old car.
these are brand new cars ffs.
LEAVE THE FUCKING THINGS ALONE..
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sat Jul 15, 2017 9:07 am

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wot a fucking prat...the cunt is throwing about 10k away on that useless pos ford..will these fucktards never learn..
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:07 pm

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Post by Guest on Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:12 pm

Tippu Tip wrote:A mate has a modified Merc Diesel V8 that makes 700bhp on the back wheels bring your Ford POS please and get smoked.

Fukin peanuts........

A mate of mine has modified his 1958 Massey Ferguson (Perkins engine 5.8 straight 6) 7 ton tractor......okay 0-60 about 19 sec.

But over 5000 bhp.....It will plough a field.
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Pull 300 Dutch Jewish Kaffirs off a thrupenny bit.


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Post by StevieWorcester on Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:28 pm

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Tue Feb 06, 2018 1:49 pm

pimping any car is for fools..99% of people want a stock car when it comes to sell it..i would NEVER ever buy a modded car...
u might aswell get ya hard earnt cash and sling it straight in the bin.

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we paid 16k when new..lost only 7k over 3 years...not too shabby i rekon
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Post by Guest on Tue Feb 06, 2018 2:27 pm

Wotever you say bozo;  7k you say???????????????? in 3 years????????????, 6 months less than that in my estimation.    You fucking idiot.

Mother bought the Ford Lazer/Mazda 323 new out the box in 96 for 2,400 of your Limey cunts squids, selling it to a mate this month for 1,800 squid.   600, squid lost in 22 years, beat that Bozo.

Cost next to fuck all to keep it on the road and it has never given a moments shit.

Friggen bought the 1985 Opel in 97 for 700 squid drove the fuck for 20 years, it never missed a beat was economical and just needed wear and tear items.  Did over 500,000 km in that POS and it never had the head off, was my aunts car she bought new.

Sold the thing smashed up to a black dude fucking write off it was, side smash fucked still ran straight did not bend it. Dude fixed it and I still see him every now and then at the shopping center.  He had the Carb rebuilt, big deal at mileage.  

Sold the fuck for 240 squid 460 squid down in 20 years.  And the thing was Fucked.










































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