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Post by Engine on Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:15 am

Loads of room for a tall driver.
 I  6'2" and I reckon I can get at least two inch  etween my nut and the roof.
 Still enough room in the back behind me for a normal size person.
 So...these new Mini's are not mini.
 More like a medium size hatch.
 This car is seriously quiet though. At lights etc it could easily be off with the energy saver , and you wouldn't  know. The engine is silent at idle. Road noise is good as well. At 80 you can easily chat without raising voices  at all.
 It's very quick off the mark l but put your pedal to the metal at 60 and it's a bit flat. Not much left in it. Course I don't suppose that's what it's for ...but why the Cooper badge then ?
 Dropping a gear ain't an option for overtaking fast as the revs are too high in 4th at 60.
A few bits trouble me. The interior is high. By that I mean the seats are like dining chairs and the gear stick is a foot long.
 Gears are about 4 yds apart on the stick. Mebee I'm just used to the M Sport gear change ?
The dash is horrible . Deffo aimed at the girls. Most of it is taken up with a man hole sized radio . Which could be a tenth of the size.
 No auto rear view mirror darkener . The anti dazzle is by rotating a knob on the mirror bottom. It's  a shit design. Stiff and stupid. What's wrong with the usual flip ?
 Nothing on the steering wheel control wise . Which I miss as I like to change radio channels and volume using the wheel switches. Not a big complaint but at the price it should be there.
 The big fault for me is the reverse gear selection. It's just too easy to put it in reverse instead of first.
 Which if you're  in a bit of a hurry could easy cause a car park bump. The only two gears that are close on the stick are first and reverse !
 Everything is soooo smooth though. The clutch is superb. A great choice for a new driver as there's  no aggressiveness  in the clutch at all, ma king hI'll hold in and starts a piece of piss.
 But...these thing cost a fucking bomb for what they are.
 For what you get for the money and the cheap interior I would say they are overpriced. 
 Not a blokes car....deffo for the slit arses.
 The fucking end.
 
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:27 pm

such a pig ugly car...i wouldn't have one a gift
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Post by Engine on Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:35 pm

It looks like your last one had a baby .  Very Happy
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Post by Tippu Tip on Fri Jan 20, 2017 12:00 am

Only - Nig Nogs drive that Shyte Here. She Boons and Township Rappers Love the things.
BTW they fucking break big time.  Jungle Darkies are the ultimate test of a cars durability, the fuckers will break anything including an Anvil.

Summed up: Niggers Car that breaks.
Niggers cars that don't break, that the Cunts love to steal and thrash - BMW 3 Series E30 and E36
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:07 am

all junk ffs.
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Post by Tippu Tip on Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:17 am

   Drove my mates wife's 2016 Huyandi i20 diesel turbo - fucking plastic crap. Rides like a fucking dingy in a storm and it has severe turbo lag what a POS.

German cars   cheers cheers cheers
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Post by Engine on Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:14 am

Did 30 miles this morning in it. 
 Then I realised my hands were sore. 
 No leather steering wheel cover !
 It's just squidgy fucking plastic !
 This thing costs about 20K !
 If your lad wants one of these Rudi tell him Engy says they're wank !
 
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:39 pm

i know it'll be junk...but he wants one and that's it
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Post by Tippu Tip on Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:02 pm

Shocked Rolling Eyes

Your lad a wanabe nigga then, Pong?
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Post by Engine on Sat Jan 21, 2017 5:11 pm

Took me Fall , John Peel sessions CD's out to play in it.
 No fucking CD player !
 20k !!!!
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Sat Jan 21, 2017 5:27 pm

dont need em today bozo
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Post by Engine on Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:13 pm

Course ya do.
It should have one at that price.
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:15 pm

camaro never had one

mustang does..i stream music nowadays...or mainly use the phone to listen to radio 2

felt weird when i first did it..having radio 2 on as i drove...used to it now
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Post by Shithead on Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:16 pm

I heard the bmw made cooper aren't as good as the old ones,
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:18 pm

they look cack i know that

30k here new   few more k can buy a new mustang ffs...imho the new mini is the ugliest car ever created...
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Post by Engine on Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:21 pm

I once had an old one.
Please believe me ...
. This is better. The old ones were tin cans and in comfy and nowt good about them at all.
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:23 pm

me mum had an 850 auto mini..was fun to drive but slow as fuck...went to hull in that bad boy to collect an exhaust for me 1981 suzuki gsx 750e
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Post by Engine on Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:25 pm

Ain't a mini anyway really.
Parked it next to a golf today and it was no smaller.
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:26 pm

yeah a loada fekin bollox is what it is
hopefully matthew will change his mind before his 18th birthday..coz me putting 10k into some german pos will break my heart
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Post by Engine on Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:10 pm

You know when ya put full beam on ?
 We'll when you put full beam on in this mini , the normal head lights go off !
 So you can see long distance but if summat less than four foot tall step out in front of f you within fifty yardrs you can't see em.
It's fucking weird and not nice. Everything is pitch black up to fifty years away !
 Shite car.
I reckon that's dangerous.
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Wed Jan 25, 2017 12:13 pm

halogen lights bozo
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