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Manners on the road.

Post by Guest on Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:11 pm

This evening on my way to work I decided to integrate my new nice me into driving also.
 I set my cruise control at 10% less than the statutory speed limits in the designated areas.
 As I tootled along singing to a Fall ditty , I realised that this is the future  !
In the 30mph zones it was amazing how many people rushed up behind me and flashed their lights in a cheery greeting.
 Several even parped a "Hello" and waved as they sped past !
 I just feel better all over !
Very Happy

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Post by Karnevil9 on Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:15 pm

Hello Mr Engine
Aye Yorkshire can be a glorious place to drive a long with the Breeze blowing thru you hair behind the wheel of Germany's finest Engineering..

What a feeling 


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Post by Guest on Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:31 pm

True.
 I was thinking the same thing as the aroma of the Bangladeshi restaurant filed the car with it exotic scents. 
 Those Asian chaps really do make wonderful food. 
 And they are soooo friendly .

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Post by Wallace on Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:35 pm

And they fill the wifey-poo wif johnson when you're at work.

That doesn't phase you, duz it.
Afterall, they need their jollies as well as the next man.
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Post by Guest on Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:38 pm

"Share and share alike" says I Mr Tramp. 

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Post by Wallace on Mon Sep 26, 2016 10:50 pm

And all those Syrian refugees with full-standing engineering degrees.
Why they are better educated than Brits, for sure.
What a benefit to the nation.
Specially Yorkshire where the need is the greatest.
Damn lucky to have them, say I.
Jolly good show.
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Post by Karnevil9 on Tue Sep 27, 2016 12:01 am

What more can Mr Karns say?

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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 27, 2016 2:13 am

Your right Mr Khan.
 You've been right all along. 
 I'm actually a little ashamed of my former self !  Embarassed 
 What an appalling  person I used to be !
 I'm considering selling my house very cheaply to some Asians. 
 It's time the farming community was enlightened where Muslims are concerned. 
 They'll thank me in the end I'm sure. Especially when their daughters begin to befriend  the Muslim boys. 
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:16 am

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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:34 am

Shocked

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Post by Karnevil9 on Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:52 am

Mr Engine:
Why not dabble in the Gypsy lifestyle. They all seem to have such Fine cars as yourself, Loaded too. The amount of money you could save annually not paying your financial dues would make your wealth spiral out of control. You could live like a true king without anyone knowing so.


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Post by Mike Oxbig on Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:28 am

Total bag o shyte
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Post by Guest on Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:24 pm

What a great idea !
 Plus Imcould get my Sky TV for free and Mrs Engine would never have to clean another toilet bowl !
 Well done Mr Khan !  cheers

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Post by Karnevil9 on Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:54 pm

Karn [not khan]

Thanks.


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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:57 pm

the wrath of karns 
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Post by Karnevil9 on Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:58 pm

Shocked

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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:59 pm

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Post by Tippu Tip on Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:36 am

Stupid CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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