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Post by Wallace on Sun May 22, 2016 11:03 pm

I'm only into the 3rd episode and apparently there is a second season so that would make a total of something like 25-30 episodes.
Only into the 3rd and da Vinci bin inventing all sorts of things, like a sort of machine gun canon set.

He is so fucking brilliant -  the nuns are all falling under demonaic possession but da Vinci traces it down to ergot fungus spores purposely put on the feet of a statue of some cocksucker-saint; feet which the nun's kiss every morning. da Vinci claims the Vatican purposely put the spores there  so as to do the old political trick of diverting the sheep populace's attention from the politicians'/religious cunts' own evil.

1/ da Vinci in real life would never have dared finger the Vatican (Galileo was persecuted for far less did FAR less (hiding his books and writing in code) .

2/ immediately after diagnosing the ergot - by using the "infrared-wotever" light from fireflies for fucksake! - he gives the nuns a prescription of various herbs and  further treatment: this AFTER JUST ACCUSING THE VATICAN OF HORDING ALL KNOWLEDGE ABOUT ERGOT-POISONING IN THEIR SECRET VATICAN LIBRARY THAT FEW OUTSIDERS - IF ANY - GAIN ACCESS TO.  But apparently, he HAS.

Fuckoff already.


But the sets and costumes ARE impressive.

And,yes Engy, there are lotta  bared tits (and even thatch) - but they are all unpromisingly flat. (The titter, not the bush.)
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Post by Tippu Tip on Mon May 23, 2016 7:19 am

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Post by Wallace on Tue May 24, 2016 3:11 am

Okay, Im into 6th episode and the artistic license / botched history can safely be stated to be taken to new outrageous heights of extreme ignorance in this series.

For instance in the previous episode our Renaissance man , jack-of-all-trades  da Vinci , has invented photography, created a camera obscura &  night sky projection lightshow worthy of a Pink Floyd  concert . ...


We see gothic arches in what is supposed to be Roman period, he invents gunpowder & hand grenaides and uses the word "magnesium". 

Not to mention all the common day slang/curse words. The Jewish language is  called Yiddish (which simply did not exist as such in those times). 

Tobacco and potatoes are evident (this beefwhore Walter Railegh.) 

He knows about South America. 

They got the cult of Mithras (which the Romans strove to eradicate) all wrong - and this is a major part of the series plot.

They work in Dracula (Vlad the Third???).

On and on.


But the acting IS excellent and the settings, stupendous.


Just dont count on  much by way of historical accuracy.

Like I said, many many more episodes still to go.

I'm counting on the script writers having da Vinci ,at some point, going thru a black hole and writing an alternate history script in an alternate universe on the other fracking side.
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Post by Wallace on Tue May 24, 2016 3:15 am

No, Tipps, not much by way of incest that I caught at least.

But every episode has dicks shown (including the pope's)  so that alone for you...

Also chock full of gratuitous  sex scenes so, if you are so inclined....
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Post by Guest on Tue May 24, 2016 3:41 am

Watched one episode and walked away.
 You want a good euro series .....watch Gomorrah! 
 I am addicted
 Good dark gang series set in Napoli

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Post by Tippu Tip on Tue May 24, 2016 7:58 am

Wallace wrote:No, Tipps, not much by way of incest that I caught at least.

But every episode has dicks shown (including the pope's)  so that alone for you...

Also chock full of gratuitous  sex scenes so, if you are so inclined....
All Popes Fuck their Mamma's in the Bum.  Filthy Perverted Swine.  Hell is Packed with the Cunts.
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Post by Tippu Tip on Tue May 24, 2016 8:09 am

Fucking hate shit that is historically inaccurate.

Made for those stupid Yanks and their Dixie Cousins,  Just makes them more ignorant, fuck them.

Give them all (over 3 years old only) fully automatic loaded guns at the fucking Walmart Check Outs, for free,  So they can kill each other, I say.
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Post by Wallace on Tue May 24, 2016 12:01 pm

Wot?
No mention of the Irish?
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Post by Wallace on Tue May 24, 2016 12:08 pm

Anywheys...I gives this series four thumbs-up outta foive.

For these reasons:

1/ its made by same guy wot did "Gotham" series (which I also gave good ratings)

2/ your attention is kept up  throughout

3/the degree of historical inacuracy is SO HIGH that the scriptwriter  had to have gone to some effort - I mean, this smacks of some other source beyond Wikipedia.

4/ like I already said two times: the settings and the costumes
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Post by Tippu Tip on Wed May 25, 2016 8:24 am

Costumes???????,  you fucking Gay or what
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Post by Wallace on Wed May 25, 2016 12:48 pm

He wants to get into the Vatican and the only way is to go underwater and enter via the shitter.
So he invents scuba right there and then. Him and his two friends - on a useless womanizer - are being sought by the palace guard. He needs the scuba gear immediately so he asks his two friends to get him fisherman's nets and two or three other  materials quick as possible. Next frame they have  slapped together underwater gear for him - have devised a big bellows secured to the  little boat to give him air thru a long hose. The stitch work on the  leather headpiece is impressive. Nevermind where they got the glass eyepieces from.

Speaking of - the villian here occassionally wears sunglasses. (Well, I suppose that WAS possible.
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Post by Wallace on Wed May 25, 2016 7:18 pm

Haha!
Good one Tipps!
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