AVENGERS GRIMM (2015, US)

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AVENGERS GRIMM (2015, US)

Post by Wallace on Thu Mar 31, 2016 10:13 pm

This substandard production has all the feel of something made for tv. Reminds of fantasy-shit like that current series, Once Upon A Time,  with  Hamish Macbeth as the baddy.

Right off the start - first five minutes into the film - you KNOW the terrible acting here will over-ride even the ludicrous plot.

Remember what I wrote in a previous post about the current proclivity of  movie-makers to embrace the gang-mentality? Well, here we have it in full blossom.

They band together all sorts of disparate  Brothers Grimm  fairytale figures-Rapunzel,Cinderella,Snow White , ad nauseum ,endow them with super-powers and asshat-fighter moves SURE TO PLEASE YOUR AVERAGE AMERICAN SWINE and set them loose in the modern (non-magical) world of today  against the arch-enemy , the dirty RUMPLESTILTZKIN!  No, I'm not making this shit up.

A salvation of sharn urged towards shit-transcendence.
Gaudy, low-life amusementpark  of postureturgy.
Sharn by design.

Eat it up, Bydlo.  You deserve your shit served smelly.
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Re: AVENGERS GRIMM (2015, US)

Post by Wallace on Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:36 pm

"We HAVE to find Red* and the Mirror before the Wolf leads her to Rumplestilzkin!"

I mean, this takes it to a whole new level of teenybopper purgatory.

Why even concentrate on the "plot"??

*Little Red Riding Hood
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