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Post by Rudolph Hucker on Sat Mar 26, 2016 8:09 pm

this is the last modern film i will ever watch...so bad it hurt my head after one hour...COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING SHITE ..these new films are just american tv made into films.

i swear i will never watch another modern yank film...zero out of 10...cgi does my fucking head in
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Post by Wallace on Sun Mar 27, 2016 2:03 am

I have not had the pleasure but, aye, if it is American then it should be shat upon by rabies infected barn owls and broken down to ash and dust and finally swept under the tatty carpet which is Yorkshire.
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Post by Wallace on Sun Mar 27, 2016 2:05 am

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Post by Rudolph Hucker on Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:22 pm

one of the worst films ever made...after 10 minutes i had had enough..me lad went the whole way with it...
utter drivel.
he's 11 his fav film is the good the bad the ugly..also loves life of brian
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Post by Rudolph Hucker on Sun Mar 27, 2016 1:34 pm

been watching carry on films all day...showing em on uk tv...fucking superb mofos
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Post by Shithead on Sun Mar 27, 2016 2:52 pm

Thats a good way to spend Easter, skip church and watch low budget, British cack.

Is the weather nice enough to take that car out yet?
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Post by Wallace on Sun Mar 27, 2016 5:12 pm

THey are atheists.

Their neighbours  have a baby-kidnapping ritual for Easter. There are arcane images on the multi-coloured cloak that go back to the homeland from whence they came.
Black candles made of human fat, anorl.

Rudy keeps his doors all locked during the holidays. Specially the garage door.
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Post by Wallace on Sun Mar 27, 2016 5:14 pm

Rudy's neighbours are blasting Zep. "Houses of the Holy" as we speak. They have involked the vile and terrible Aleister !
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Post by Wallace on Sun Mar 27, 2016 5:35 pm

They circled an egg widdershins thrice, pissed on it, hatched it in a plate of warm vindaloo then made the requisite occult symbols in chick-blood. They cast the runes (chicken bones) and summoned a hex on the govt so as to increase benefits for Pakistani welfare recipients. 
They made two plasticene pug replicas and proceeded to stab those little clear plastic pitchforks (that you get at certain  take-aways) into the arrises.
They took a little dinky toy car and poured hot molasses over it. It was yellow.
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