NIGHT WATCH (2006, Russia)

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NIGHT WATCH (2006, Russia)

Post by Wallace on Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:23 pm

This is why you do not let Russians play with matches.

I do not think I EVER saw a Russian (non-comedy) that wasn't laughable.

The forces of Light and Darkness - and , as an afterthought , some vampires, shape-shifters and a witch thrown in. To make it sound even more ridiculous, its dubbed over into English.

Quentin Tarantino has this to say about this "masterpiece":
Blah-blah-blah "And we cant even imagine a  another movie spellbinding us , along comes  Timor G....'s fantasy masterpeice, like Ridley Scott, Timor is an astonishing visionary and Night  Watch an epic of extraordinary power"

Haha Haaaaaa!

Extraordinary power to put you to sleep. I was constantly nodding off to this rubbish.
Jerky jerk-jerk all the way. Lotta running and   asshole-CGI.

When have you seen a movie with thrash metal as being anything but something  people used to writing/creating videogame plots and dialogue...come up with.

Absolutely, "astonishingly" cool - or trying too hard to be cool. 


And everyone knows, cool in movies is just being...stupid.


Embarrassing movie. For Russians and peeps like me wot review toss.
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