PLANET TERROR (us, 2007)

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PLANET TERROR (us, 2007)

Post by Wallace on Sun Dec 13, 2015 12:10 am

uGH LADS...YOU KNOW ITS ABOUT THAT TIME.

yOU WANS A REVIEW...YOU GOTTA GIVE SUCKS.
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Re: PLANET TERROR (us, 2007)

Post by Wallace on Sun Dec 13, 2015 2:16 pm

Okay. Okay.

Going by the title, I was expecting something unique - never tried beefwhore on film.
I was expecting astronauts going thru a wormhole into another dimension where they land on a planet full of church ruins, dark forests and lofty castles. A planet of Hammer sets! With various monsters and supernaturals.

Instead wot you get is a tawdry zombie-apocalypse-hillbilly movie.

Made by (supposed) legend Rodriquez - whomever this is - this is a tacky peice of 70s-like Mexican-style slash-trash. It is embarrassing to watch in the company of others.
The cameraman is leering all over the ass and legs and thighs of the women here - and the director doesn't clean any of that out; actually fostering it as if its some badge of honour.
Asshole Bruce Willis in a tiny role.

It is touted as a funny ,gory farce, I wager it was made at first as a serious attempt by this Rodriquez, but when he saw it going all shit and him not in control, he painted it over with the "camp" brush.

Movie starts with the "now legendary" MACHETE trailer: Mexican Bruce Lee bullshit.

Badass. Badass.

Yep - fucking ASS.
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