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CRIMSON PEAK (2016)

Post by Wallace on Fri Oct 16, 2015 12:43 pm

sEEING AS HOW THIS IS JUST OUT today, i HAVE NOT YET SEEN IT.

So why the review?

Obviously to boast that parts were filmed in my birth-city, Hamilton! (Queen treet downtown was closed down and given a dirt layer.)

Guillermo del Toro is THE director for fantasy/horror (and he also did the Pacific Rim movie). His "Pan's Labyrinth" is praised world-wide and his work on the Hobbit films is smack on.

THis is a haunted house movie in deference to the two ultimate classics, "The Innocents" (with Deborah Kerr) andRobert Wise's "The Haunting" (with Julie Harris). Also with a nod to the 80s classics (which I did not care for): The Shining, The Omen.

The review I just heard says that, like all del Toro's work , it is visually stunning. BUT ...not scarry. Well, afterall, wot movies are scary any more? It is very difficult to scare anyone properly filmwise. However it is still easy to REPULSE audience with anatomical horror (that everyone is putting out these sorry days.)

Not a haunted house persay, but rather a castle in mountainous Cumbria ,North England. Bighead Cumberbatch was origionally cast, but he turned it down.

Like all the best horror films, this is purportedly a slow boiler, like, say, the two new "Woman In Black" films were. So suspense is given time to build and you get Coleridge's important "suspension of disbelief".

Will get back to you suckers when I finally see the film.
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Re: CRIMSON PEAK (2016)

Post by Guest on Fri Oct 16, 2015 12:48 pm

Don't Fucking Bother, WALLY.

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Re: CRIMSON PEAK (2016)

Post by Wallace on Fri Oct 16, 2015 12:51 pm

Shurrup.

Concentrate abart me black brothers on the rise against corruption in your neck of the woods, you corrupt goat.
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Re: CRIMSON PEAK (2016)

Post by Wallace on Fri Oct 16, 2015 12:53 pm

I get worked-up and enthused abart sumfink and you just have to hop on top and stomp it down.

Wot's matter wif you, son?


You don't care for cinny?

Why yer no postin' a review of summart you loike here, Jimmeh?
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Re: CRIMSON PEAK (2016)

Post by Guest on Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:28 am

I like pissing people off, get over it, stop acting like a Namby Pamby.

Why you watch Horror movies, it is always a Horror movie, cant stand Horror Movies.
What must I do pretend I am interested?

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Re: CRIMSON PEAK (2016)

Post by Guest on Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:50 am

Dead genre.
Horror is fucked .
Everything has been done ffs !
All they got left is special effects and even they are old hat now.
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Re: CRIMSON PEAK (2016)

Post by Guest on Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:57 am

Blair Witch Project - the worst movie ever made, fucking awful.

The Only one that freaked me out was "IT"  fucking evil that was.

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Re: CRIMSON PEAK (2016)

Post by Guest on Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:05 am

Once they made Poltergeist , it was dead. What a Face
Nothing could better it.

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Re: CRIMSON PEAK (2016)

Post by Guest on Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:13 am

Na  Exorcist, wanted to stick my Dick in Linda Blair's bum while she was  thrashing about.

Twisted Evil

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Re: CRIMSON PEAK (2016)

Post by Isaac Hunt on Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:14 am

first alien film ffs.
best horror film ever made.
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Post by Guest on Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:19 am

Yea that was a good one.   Sigourney Weaver  

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Post by Isaac Hunt on Sat Oct 17, 2015 10:19 am

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Re: CRIMSON PEAK (2016)

Post by Wallace on Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:20 pm

"IT"?

Never heard of IT.


Worse horror movie for you is "69 Months".

That is the waiting period for consideration SPECIFICALLY OF SOUF AFRICK COCKSUCKERS entry to precious Leutonia.
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Re: CRIMSON PEAK (2016)

Post by Guest on Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:29 pm

Stephen King 'IT' ya daft cunt.
Shit film though.
The clown wanted twatting !
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Re: CRIMSON PEAK (2016)

Post by Wallace on Sat Oct 17, 2015 2:29 pm

Fox me if I ever read a King novel.

Stay away from the films like plague - however, did see the Shining. Movie was shit but the idea of caretaker family the only people in a wintershutdown richman resort is a good one.

Too bad though that you can count on fact that most normal audiences are not prone to get unsettled in wideopen, empty spaces.
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Re: CRIMSON PEAK (2016)

Post by Guest on Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:49 pm

Pair of fucking Morons, you two are.

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