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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:26 pm

they rust like fuck here vw's
since that emission scandal they are worthless aswell..any twat that buys any german pos needs their head looking at.
mercs the worst of the bunch..horrendsly complicated and rust to pieces in no time..utter fucking junk cars
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Post by Tippu Tip on Tue Jan 30, 2018 3:17 pm

No rust here but the Kaffirs nick VW's fucked up, the cunts.
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Tue Jan 30, 2018 3:25 pm

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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:00 pm

all quiet from fuck face

put money on it his 20k investment is scrap 


only a full blown fucking retard owns any german car out of new car garantee
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Post by StevieWorcester on Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:50 pm

Poor Enge is in a fucking bad place at the moment, so shut the fucking fuck up fuckface.

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Post by Tippu Tip on Wed Jan 31, 2018 12:20 am

Yea Bozo we only knock when you are up, not down, OK!
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:34 am

So u scrapped the pos bozo?
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:46 am

zako wrote:KILL A GINGER HAIRED KIKE..PUT THAT ON THE LIST,,
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:06 am

Your awfully quiet bozo
Anything u want to get off ya chest is there
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:06 am

lol!
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:19 am

Fella i know here has a 2013 5 series. Gone 50k miles
Failed the mot on leaky shocks and a exhaust sensor.
Gonna cost him 3 grand to repair lol.
I told him to scrap it
No no he said. 
He still owes 10k on the pos
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:47 am

he's had the pos crushed i rekon 

20k down the drain...he wont do that again i'm sure of that..everyone with any sense knows to avoid german cars out of warranty
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Post by Tippu Tip on Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:04 pm

Audi A4  Turbo two new engines in less than 100,000 km  Broken pistons.  
Common problem
Audi A4 again (different one) two gearboxes in 70,000 km.      common problem.  Plus engine smoking like a bush fire at 30,000 km. Engine management faulty delivering fuel to one cylinder after the ignition cycle, petrol washed bore, hence the veld fire out the exhaust.

BMW 5 Series 2006  150,000km clapped front suspension, oil leaks and cam chain tensioner  fucked.   Now worth less than some Chinese Cherry mini car second hand.

Never mind all fixed under service plan and warranties.  On the Audis. The BMW he set on fire

Fucking Mongs and German Shit.   

 
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:19 pm




bmw audi and merc and vw only offer 3 year warrantys aswell....not only will they cost u a fortune when things goes wrong they are also worthless from 5 years old

engy wont make that mistake again...mofos have to listen to me ffs..been a petrol head since 1981..lived and breathed cars n bikes and seen many idiots get ruined owning this german muck.
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:26 pm

me mate has a 2015 vw passat..it uses a cambelt..told him next year that will cost him almost 2k to replace using a proper vw dealer.

NEVER EVER BUY A CAR WITH A CAMBELT FFS.
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Post by Tippu Tip on Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:46 pm

Me Mazda/Ford has a belt easy and cheap to change do it myself.

That being said the engine in that car dates from the late 80's early 90's single cam simple with a carburetor.  Change every 100,000 km not so easy on the new cars where everything is driven by the cam belt.
Mate has just chucked about two thousand squid at his Opel Astra GTC 2l turbo.
New belt, water pump, belt tensioners, service take the CAT off,  can do that here no problem.  Overhaul turbo, fitted billet shaft, better bearings and better impeller.

Car going like a bat out of hell now but management light keeps coming on.
It don't like the fact that the Cat is gone and the Turbo is working a bit better than standard.  Now more shit, got to remap the fucking thing to make the problem go away.
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:48 pm

on old cars yes..not these mopdern cars bozo
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:49 pm

changed loads of cambelts on fords and vauxhalls back in the 80's

1 hour job..these new diesels forget it...
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