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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:34 am

uk insurance is a joke...u do u wot u want here...fit a blower and they dont care...
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Post by zako on Sat Aug 29, 2015 12:50 pm

A BRIT IN SWEDEN,,NOW THATS A JOKE
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sat Aug 29, 2015 12:50 pm

Shocked
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Post by Guest on Sat Aug 29, 2015 12:54 pm

Fuck it
I'll take it for a wash.
Then it's ok till the spring. Very Happy


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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sat Aug 29, 2015 12:58 pm

Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Guest on Sat Aug 29, 2015 1:40 pm

Wot ! Shocked

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sat Aug 29, 2015 4:43 pm

i clean the fekin hyundai every week properly u lazy fucker...2 hours i spent on it yesterday
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Post by zako on Sat Aug 29, 2015 4:47 pm

I JUST BACK OUT OF THE GARAGE INTO THE RAIN,,WIPE WINDSHIELD...GOOD TILL NEXT RAIN..
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Post by Guest on Sun Aug 30, 2015 2:04 am

Fat Ginger Scum wrote:i clean the fekin hyundai every week properly u lazy fucker...2 hours i spent on it yesterday


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Post by zako on Sun Aug 30, 2015 3:54 am

KILL A GINGER HAIRED KIKE..PUT THAT ON THE LIST,,
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Post by Guest on Sun Aug 30, 2015 9:14 pm

Yawn you are about as original as a case of the fucking runs Zoako.
Carry on regardless Old Boy; if you find it amusing who am I to interfere.
You must be the life and soul of a party not so!

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Post by Engine on Tue Jan 23, 2018 4:29 am

Me bimmer broke down yesterday loike .
  Shocked
 Was doing about 60 and a yellow sigh comes  on the dash with an Engine sign.
 Rev's wouldn't go above 2500.
 Got home and looked in the book. Says get it to a BMW garage immediately  .
 Limped home and rang me local garage who's a top bloke.
 Took it in and he'll put it on the diagnostic today.
 Wish me luck eh fellah's .
cheers 
 I'm  in the MX5 till that gets fixed.
 Can't see it costing much....good motors them Bimmer loike.
 
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Post by Tippu Tip on Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:45 am

Fucking German Kak more like!
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:53 am

Utter fucking junk cars
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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:00 am

Scrap the pos
U cant own these shite cars with no warranty
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Post by The Mad Piper on Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:10 am

Engine wrote:Me bimmer broke down yesterday loike .
 

Wot was it then?
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Post by DarKHarlequiN on Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:08 pm

Trade up to a Porsche 911 cheers

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Post by Rudolph-Hucker on Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:11 pm

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:39 pm

or even better
buy an 11 year old diesel taxi merc and put some nigger bling on the pos 
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:41 pm

Engine wrote:Me bimmer broke down yesterday loike .
  Shocked
 Was doing about 60 and a yellow sigh comes  on the dash with an Engine sign.
 Rev's wouldn't go above 2500.
 Got home and looked in the book. Says get it to a BMW garage immediately  .
 Limped home and rang me local garage who's a top bloke.
 Took it in and he'll put it on the diagnostic today.
 Wish me luck eh fellah's .
cheers 
 I'm  in the MX5 till that gets fixed.
 Can't see it costing much....good motors them Bimmer loike.
 
scrap the pos eng
should never had bought it...who owns one of these fekin things without manufacturers warranty anyway..
only a fool that's what
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Post by Tippu Tip on Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:46 pm

Rolling Eyes  You calling Engy a fool?  That's about as ripe as it gets Bozo!
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:50 pm

i will only buy complicated cars with a warranty bozo..i also only buy cars that lose a small amount..
lost 7k on our old hyundai over 3 years 
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Post by Tippu Tip on Mon Jan 29, 2018 12:59 pm

Getting a Corolla in a couple of weeks.     
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:01 pm

good car that cunty.
will got 500k trouble free.
makle sure it has a camchain ffs..
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Post by Tippu Tip on Mon Jan 29, 2018 1:19 pm

E120 2005 1.6 GLX (cam chain) Auto 48,000 km silver immaculate need tires next year still on first set. Four thousand Squid.   Friends car been treated well.
Age means fuck all for that price. I will loose Peanuts on it if I sell it.

Second hand Jap cars all hold their value well here apart from Scobbies and Nissan which is not as good as Toyota Honda Mazda. 

German Cars      Apart from VW which hold value but only the Dutchmen Chavs Spivs Cunts Busshies and Kaffirs Collies drive them. I cant figger it out, cant stand the fucking things.
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