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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:05 pm

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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:17 pm

Hey !
Does that puss mobile come with a supply of Prozac ?
No need to lose yer rag Coco ffs !
Face it , Bimmer M series are great cars. Is just a simple fact.
You can afford one , you get one ,
you going to shit your pants about depreciation , don't get one.
My car is a lovely looking motor. Great to drive and handles like a dream.
Ain't nobody but you would say a BMW M looks shit.
But there's millions who'd say yours is a fucking embarrassment.
I got a next door neighbour here.
He owns the mills that make the cloth for Burberrys !
He has a home next door to me and three others. One in Jersey.
The guy is fucking stinking rich.
He has two Mercs , a Bimmer 5, a BMW shit 4 x 4 , which he agrees with me is orrible bit his missus likes it. , and his daughter drives round in a BMW Z4.
He doesn't give a fuck about losing a few grand in depreciation .
What he would never ever do, is be seen dead in a chav comedy car like yours.
36 grand to rid yourself of any dignity or taste whatsoever and get everybody apart from infants and mongs laughing their tits off at ya ?
BARGAIN !
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Post by Drew Peacock on Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:23 pm

all m bmw's look cack..m5 goes from 100k to 10k in 10 years...only a blithering retads buys one...

who wants to throw money away...do u like getting 100 quid each week and slinging it in the bin...

we earn 10k a month and can buy a new bmw every year bozo...will never happen coz i keep statingi have never made a bad financial demission in my life...

why buy a car for 40k when u can buy a car for 17k that drives the same...

i love my car like a friend..i enjoy carasin it polishing it.sitting in it..

matthew simply loves it aswell...every chance we get he wants to go cruizing..he told me i can never sell it..
priceless bozo ..u can never get this shit with some cack german muck
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Post by Drew Peacock on Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:28 pm

go try find one and test drive it cock breath..
youll try and flog that pos u got asap...

badge snobbs buy your junk cars..real car men buy a proper car like mine..i dont give a shit if its a chevy....its one hot looking car...

ill get some piccies up this week...you wait till u see the shine it has now....glorious mofo


oi tipps what car would u have for free

a bmw 5 series or a camaro ss rs package...

i see bmw look at my car with envious eyes..espesially when peps are taking pictures of my beauty in the traffic and ignoring the twat behinds 100k bmw
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:29 pm

Just been shopping.
Went for swimming trucks, ended up spending 600 quid on a watch.
Cash ofc.
Depreciation over 5 years = 600 quid .
Do I give a fuck ?
Need one for messing about in like.
Daren't take my TAG to Jamaica for obvious reasons .

You likee ?

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Post by Drew Peacock on Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:32 pm

how many peps have stopped u in ya bmw and said wow that is a thing of beauty

i can answer it for you bozo..not one BMW  What a Joke - Page 2 1098768216

10 people stopped me yesterday..one was in the petrol station just up the road..before i got out the village some dutch came over as i was filning it up.
asked what car it was and wow its beautiful
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Post by Drew Peacock on Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:33 pm

THE ENGINE wrote:Just been shopping.
Went for swimming trucks,  ended up spending 600 quid on a watch.
Cash ofc.
Depreciation over 5 years = 600 quid .
Do I give a fuck ?
Need one for messing about in like.
Daren't  take my TAG  to Jamaica for obvious  reasons .

You likee ?

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is it solid gold..

if not thewn no..if solid yes i like..cant abide fake things bozo..like yanks and most swedes..all fucking fakes living on debt
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:36 pm

Ben dover wrote:


oi tipps what car would u have for free

a bmw 5 series or a camaro ss rs package...





Oh right.  
Need back up eh ?
Reckon you'll make oleTippu your new side kick now Spermbags  gone ?

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A solid gold sports watch ?
You gone retard or what ?

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OK , I give in...let's see yer watch ...come on ...blow me head off.

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Post by Drew Peacock on Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:39 pm

not into watches bozo..i aint a flash cunt..i use me phone to see the time..
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:39 pm

I'm  dying to see what watch a circus clown wears ffs ! Shocked

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:41 pm

no watch bozo..i got an old watch i aint used for years...not my bag...i can show ya all me bikes n tools though..
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:49 pm

Mike Oxsmall wrote:no watch bozo..i got an old watch i aint used for years...not my bag...i can show ya all me bikes n tools though..
40k there cock breath... BMW  What a Joke - Page 2 2811182196
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BMW  What a Joke - Page 2 1098768216 HOW SAD IS THAT FFS !

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:50 pm

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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:53 pm

Listen.  I got to go have a wank now , charge me new Eco-drive  watch up. BMW  What a Joke - Page 2 2314673995

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Post by Drew Peacock on Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:56 pm

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Post by Wallace on Mon Aug 17, 2015 10:05 pm

I told youse.

I gots a Russian red-gold wristwatch. (But ordinary leather strap (or wotever ya calls it)
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 10:28 pm

But at least you got one ffs.
No Watch = Scumbag.
That's a fact that is .

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Post by Wallace on Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:11 pm

Almost never wear it, Bozo.

Time is important to Jewdom, not me.

I have reached that point in life that I have some luxury of not being shackled to this concept of Time.

And I will NEVER have a cellphone.


You may disagree, but these are Progmastermanly ways.
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:31 pm

Cell phones are the greatest thing ever invented for some reasons.
Safety being the biggy.
Nearly anywhere on earth you can be tracked , found , observed , watched , recorded ,  and sometimes saved by helicopters . Very Happy
If British forces had had cellphones there would have been thousands less casualties.
They could just have texted ....
" No mate , don't  shoot us, we're Brits , we're on your fucking side !"
Then the thick colour blind trigger happy gung ho yanks in their jets could get the text and read it , or get a mate to read it who can read , and would never have killed em all with ' friendly' fire. cheers

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Post by zako on Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:40 pm

NO IT WAS INTENTIONAL,,,KILL THE BRITS AND FUCK THE CUNTS..
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Post by Guest on Tue Aug 18, 2015 1:47 am

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Post by Guest on Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:05 pm

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Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep

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Post by Guest on Sat Aug 29, 2015 9:52 am

Just checking out the recc the pressures for carrying 4 peeps.
35 psi F ...37 psi Rear.
That sound fucking high don't it ?
Is it cos of the run flat tyres ?

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:11 am

expensive those mofo..
many on corvettes get rid of em...double priced ffs...nothing special in construction just like anything new tech it costs...one day all cars will use em by law...
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Post by Guest on Sat Aug 29, 2015 10:21 am

Side walls are reinforced that's all.
Trouble is , if you swap em your insurance is void.
M Sport suspension is set up for run flats.

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