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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 7:46 am

Advertised locally 2012 e90 BMW 320i  cost new in local currency R350,000

104,000km  full service history immaculate condition for R135,000.  No rust on cars up here on the High-Veld they just do not get rust. 

Now do the sums  car is 3 1/2 years old   R350,000 - R135,000 =  R215,000

R215,000 / 3 1/2 = R61,428 per year at current exchange rate of 12.8 to 1   _     R61,428 is = to $4,800 USD  so some idiot buys this heap of shit and throws away 5 grand US a year in depreciation.

Pisses it against the wall  throws it down the drain.  This is not counting what he laid out in interest @ 9.5% pa in these parts.

People got more money than sense only making the Banks rich the Idiots.

PS: nobody wants it cant afford to service it or fix it when something goes wrong.
Scrap shit that what it is fucking Scrap.

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Post by Drew Peacock on Mon Aug 17, 2015 9:48 am

Junk cars mofo
Might aswell sling ya cash in the bin

5 and 7 series loose a fortune..Worthless cack
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Post by Drew Peacock on Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:13 am

Only bmw worth buying in a m3 cabriolet
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Post by Drew Peacock on Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:18 am

Pig ugly those 5 series anorl.
Only a full blown retard buys the cack
Even if had bill gates money ide still never buy one.
100 quid a week I  the bin lol.
My hyundai will loose about 2k a year.
Remember aswell no cunt wants em put a warranty..utter fucking junk
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:27 pm

Ben dover wrote:Pig ugly those 5 series anorl.
Only a full blown retard buys the cack
Even if had bill gates money ide still never buy one.
100 quid a week I  the bin lol.
My hyundai will loose about 2k a year.
Remember aswell no cunt wants em put a warranty..utter fucking junk
Think Them Range Rovers shit 100 quid or more a day in the Bin.

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Post by Drew Peacock on Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:33 pm

Cack anorl

Engy flog that pos possible while u still can and buy a vette u muppet
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:53 pm

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Post by StevieWorcester on Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:00 pm

That's a totally unrealistic joke, Enge. Who in their right mind would buy a piss-yellow car, FFS?

Get a grip, Man!

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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:09 pm

I don't think they prey on people in their right minds Stevie.
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Post by Drew Peacock on Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:18 pm

That's why people stop me 10 times a day to tell how beautiful my car is 
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:19 pm

Yea Right Toby.

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:50 pm

i own americas least de.preciating car

here even less ffs...nice to know most of me hard earnt cash is safe...maybe i should sell it and buy a 5 series bmw lol...
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:53 pm

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10 year old mustang here 17k
that car new was only 30k..13k lost in 10 years...awesome aye? BMW  What a Joke 1418953693
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:54 pm

Only money ffs !

Holiday depreciation , 2 weeks = £5000 plus extras.
Who gives a fuck ?
Jill's off today buying bikinis.  That'll be another couple hundred quid.
That'd break your heart eh ?
Money ..... I shit it !
Doesn't rule my life . Never will.
18 K I paid for my Bimmer.  So the most I can lose is 18k
Am I gonna cry about 18k  ?
Am I ferk  .
Only thing that'd make me cry is looking like a cunt in a yellow wacky races car.....For 36k .
36k to look like a twat . No thanks. BMW  What a Joke 1428013278

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:56 pm

money is hard to earn..why buy something u know is gonna be worthless?

aint very smart is it...why not buy a simple cheap to own car and a proper car...only someone with no common sence buys something he knows is gonna be worth 58 quid 10 years later..

ofc maybe your a fekin twat badge snob that thinks other people are gonna say on wow he drives a bmw...well most people think oh look at that twat
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:00 pm

THE ENGINE wrote:Only money ffs !

Holiday depreciation , 2 weeks = £5000 plus extras.
Who gives a fuck ?
Jill's off today buying bikinis.  That'll be another couple hundred quid.
That'd break your heart eh ?
Money ..... I shit it !
Doesn't rule my life . Never will.
18 K I paid for my Bimmer.  So the most I can lose is 18k
Am I gonna cry about 18k  ?
Am I ferk  .
Only thing that'd make me cry is looking like a cunt in a yellow wacky races car.....For 36k .
36k to look like a twat . No thanks.  BMW  What a Joke 1428013278
why do everyone sat wow awesome car?
yellow is the most desirable colour coz of the movie...everyone i asked before i bought it said they prefered the yellow to red..including marie and work mates...
i bought a very rare car...a full ss rs package with 6 speed auto paddle shift gearbox is very hard to find...
if i was buying new it would be white then yellow...
my car is an iconic movie star car..always will be..that reason alone will in time make it collectable...yellow is 1000usd more new aswell coz of the movie
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:02 pm

if u gave me a bmw 5 series i would sell it immediatly to try and get some cash back...
only bmw worth owning is the m3 convertable...all others are worhtless rusting junk

put my camaro and a 5 series bmw next to each other ask 100 people wot car would they like free i garantee u maybe 5 would say i'de take bmw
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:34 pm

u have to remeber is that people that buy cars like mine are enthusiasts...they dont buy em to go from to b...they buy em to enjoy and for other people to enjoy seeing em...my car certainly brings a lot of smiles to many people from 3 years old to 80...

very few cars can achieve that...i SIMPLY LOVE MY CAR TO DEATH..it excites me..it makes me feel on top of the worl..it makes me smile..i love to polish it..look at it...everything about it is pure joy...

nothing can give me this much joy as thing has given me...

go test drive one and see the attention from strangers u get...then get back to me mofo
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:35 pm

THE ENGINE wrote:Only money ffs !

Holiday depreciation , 2 weeks = £5000 plus extras.
Who gives a fuck ?
Jill's off today buying bikinis.  That'll be another couple hundred quid.
That'd break your heart eh ?
Money ..... I shit it !
Doesn't rule my life . Never will.
18 K I paid for my Bimmer.  So the most I can lose is 18k
Am I gonna cry about 18k  ?
Am I ferk  .
Only thing that'd make me cry is looking like a cunt in a yellow wacky races car.....For 36k .
36k to look like a twat . No thanks.  BMW  What a Joke 1428013278
Look like a Tawt??????   You certainly sound like one!!!!!

Toby the Twat.

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:40 pm

my bosses audi cost 50k
now worth maybe 12k

drives ok..no where near as nice as me camaro....just having the sound of a glorious 6.2 liter american muscle is worth 36k on it's own

i've driven many bmw's..all same as any other car...

go drive a camaro ss mofo..you'll be hooked...ofc u cant afford one now coz you've slung a large lump of cash in the bin..
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Post by Guest on Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:43 pm

Don't Think they come in RHD Mofo.

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:45 pm

can still buy em in the uk

expensive though and hard to find...be awesome owning one in blighty...rare car for sure
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Post by Wallace on Mon Aug 17, 2015 3:55 pm

Mike Oxsmall wrote:..i SIMPLY LOVE MY CAR TO DEATH..it excites me..it makes me feel on top of the worl..it makes me smile..i love to polish it..look at it...everything about it is pure joy...

nothing can give me this much joy as thing has given me...


Well, that is the most important thing, is it not?

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Aug 17, 2015 3:56 pm

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Post by zako on Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:04 pm

NO... NOBODY TALKS TO A BIG JACKOFF,, IN A YELLOW KITTYCAR..
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