AN AMERICAN HAUNTING (2006,us)

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AN AMERICAN HAUNTING (2006,us)

Post by Wallace on Sun 21 Jun 2015 - 23:24

1820 hillbilly Tennesse. True story. Americain history's most documented haunting. but it was only in 1998 that a parchment was found written by the local school teacher that explains what STARTED OFF the haunting.

Donald Sutherland & Cissy Spacek star.
The person casting for this movie possibly rates American actors as inferior - why else have two or three American roles played by British actors?

Film was hard to figure out - or it was so boring that I just did not bother.

The teenage girl of the woods/farm home is being abused by some spirit presence; alla Poltergeist.

They think a supposed local farm-owner woman is a witch and she cast a curse on the Bell family after the father charged her an exhorbitant 20% rate to work some peice of adjacent farmland, or summat. This rate goes against the limit set out by the area church elders.

At the end of the movie she says she never cursed him and his girl - that he cursed himself.
Then it is revealed- and this is the confusing part - you guessed it, the hillbilly was fucking the daughter and this somehow (unexplained -unless I'm not understanding something) initiated the haunting.

Anyways...why bother.

fuck this film. Nothing here for anyone.

Spend your time playing hangman or dominoes instead.
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Post by Guest on Mon 22 Jun 2015 - 8:49

Why you fucking bother is beyond me.
Sutherland is Canadian you toss.
Spacek is Texan

WTF British actors.

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Post by Wallace on Mon 22 Jun 2015 - 13:36

James D'Arcy and I forget the other guy. Brits, cocksucker.
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Post by Guest on Mon 22 Jun 2015 - 14:12

You Never mentioned them so how the fuck must we know we ain't Clairvoyant.
And we are certainly not going to watch this shit are we.

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Post by Jock Strapp on Mon 22 Jun 2015 - 14:15

lol! ffs ofc not...i dont watch films no more...tired of the cack they make nowadays...
prefer a good wank instead 
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Post by Guest on Mon 22 Jun 2015 - 14:22

Might as well read comic books they are more realistic than the shit action movies they make.

Stupid fucking Yanks believe everything they see in the moves  Dumb fucks the lot of them.  Believe their own Bull Shit.  Cars exploding what a load of crap setting Petrol alight by chucking a cigarette into it, since when.  Falling down a cliff and walking away without even a bruise.  Knocking a car off the road with a Motorcycle?

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Post by Rudolph Hucker on Mon 22 Jun 2015 - 14:28

man of steel ffs.

without doubt the worst modern film ever created...so bad 1 hour into it matthew left the room..

was the last modern film i've seen...wont be watching any more...well dumb n dumber too i'll be watching
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Post by Guest on Mon 22 Jun 2015 - 14:33

Never rent movies never go to the Cinema, catch a few good old ones on TV late at night.

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Post by Wallace on Mon 22 Jun 2015 - 17:40

You two dont watch much of films then?
So I suppose, seeing as I was about to post a review of THE LAZARUS EFFECT , neither of you two would go for my threat:

If you want me to post a review of Lazarus Effect you must either:
1/ suck my virtual dickson
2/ post nude cartoon piccy of either Meg or Lois Griffin, Luane Platter or Peggy Hill.
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Post by Guest on Mon 22 Jun 2015 - 19:19

Like I said before , ALL Americans suck English cock .
 All Americans want to be English. 
 Might not realise it.
Might even deny it.
 But it's true. 
 Americans still look at the English  as superior. 
 Go talk to a yank who's got English ancestry and see how many sentences you get out of them before they make sure you know they are of English blood ! 
It makes them a class above. 
All over this globe , the Englishman is, An always will be , the standard people strive for. 
Maybe it comes from the old days when the English knights and chivalry set the rules for behaviour  ? I think foreigners still have the impression that English men are more charming and chivalrous and cleverer  and wittier than anyone else. 
 And always right. Englishmen are accepted without question as being always right. 
Even Solzhenitsyn said that in War n peace. 
 Maybe it comes from the Empire. 
 Whatever , the English are top dogs. 
 That's why the yanks prefer English actors,
 Because people fucking look and listen when they hear an English accent.
 And yankee girls,  all......to the last of them. ..would rather have an Englishman than a silly American boy.  
 Ask your wives. ....But be ready for the answer,   cos truth hurts. Twisted Evil

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Post by zako on Mon 22 Jun 2015 - 19:40

YOUR SO FULL OF SHIT ITS SPITTING OUT YOUR EARS,,, EVERYBODY KNOWS BRIT WHITE GIRLS LOVE BIG BLACK AMERICAN DICK,,
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Post by Wallace on Mon 22 Jun 2015 - 19:49

"Maybe it comes from the old days when the English knights and chivalry set the rules for behaviour "

On a tangent here, but so wot?:

Chivalry ended when the class playing field was leveled (at least during battle) wot with the invention & standard use of the crossbow. Knights absolutely hated those. Richard The Lion-hearted was taken down by a BOY with a crossbow.
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Post by Guest on Mon 22 Jun 2015 - 19:56

T'was the longbow  that the foreigners hated. Not the crossbow. 
 They had no answer to the English longbow archers.
 The frogs considered it an unfair way to fight. .....then all died . 
 Dick the lion heart Died from an infection from a filthy French arrow. 
 Even their arrows were dirty . Rolling Eyes

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