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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Apr 20, 2015 3:40 pm

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Post by Guest on Mon Apr 20, 2015 3:56 pm

Don't Blame you Rudi; there are cunts out there who will key your car jut because it is special.

Got a new bike, on the same day I got it, some cunt took a blade to the saddle FFs.

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Apr 20, 2015 3:59 pm

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Post by zako on Mon Apr 20, 2015 4:45 pm

I WOUKDNT KEY RUDIs CAR,,,THAT WOULD PUSH HIM OVER THE EDGE,,,HE,d BE IN A STRAIT JACKET THE REST OF HIS LIFE,,
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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:59 am

Park it at a shopping center here and it will get keyed for sure.
I would not wish that on him.
I wonder if it has given him something else to worry about?   Crying or Very sad

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Post by Wallace on Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:09 am

Rudy is just waking up now.
He has not discovered it yet but in the dark of night the Pakistani neighbour of his - the one in the multi-coloured cloak - well he put the Mustang in neutral and, later out on the road, wired it to start.

Right now it is in the lot beside the first Kentucky Fried Chicken on the south road into Orebo, right next the dumpster.

Persons of non-description took sacks of chicken DICKS - the dicks AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SACKS; THE DICKS THAT HAVE GONE BLACK OR GREY; THE STINKIEST-STARTINGTOROT DICKS. And cast them onto the Mustang seats.


There was no apparent motive for this - unless its something Rudy did.
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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:16 am

Chicken Dicks?   Shocked

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Post by Wallace on Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:28 am

Chicken dicks is worse than chicken lips.

Chicken cum and piss is not the problem here. Its just that they - the dicks - putrefy (putress??) rather quickly and go all greasy. Vile and noxious as well.

I would say their shelf-life is exceeding short but for the fact that there is no real shelflife for a product no one (in their right mind) wants.
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Post by Wallace on Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:31 am

Do they eat a chicken's dick in Johanessburg?

(I know they eat the asshole out.)



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Anyways, Voster , we are drifting away from the main point here. Its not a matter of chicken dicks, its that THEY DID THIS VILE THING TO RUDY.
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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:32 am

Wot about the Teefs then Wally.

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Post by Guest on Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:33 am

Wallace wrote:Do they eat a chicken's dick in Johanessburg?

(I know they eat the asshole out.)



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Anyways, Voster , we are drifting away from the main point here. Its not a matter of  chicken dicks, its that THEY DID THIS VILE THING TO RUDY.
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Post by Wallace on Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:34 am

Please do not call me that. I thought we was frens.
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Post by Wallace on Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:36 am

The teeth and beaks are traditionally strung onto the enemy's hair and then worn as necklace as we dance the traditional dance over their graves.
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