UNFRIENDED (2015)

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UNFRIENDED (2015)

Post by Wallace on Tue Apr 14, 2015 12:18 pm

This horror movie, just out, is being hyped as something truely scary.
But then again so was everyone of the now 4 Paranormal Activity movies (and anyone whose reviews Ive read - outside of paid critic whores, of course) agree they are laughable all.
(To take this latest-offering hype to the pwog music side of things, I offer as example Steve Hackett. Every new cd release he says its the best ever. Of course he would. Trouble is, the latest Wolf thingy is mediocre.)

Unfriendly is modern horror concerned with you being alarmist over the technology (Yawn. How many of THOSE plots we have been "frightened" of in the last decades:Terminator,Hal, that Canadian Cronenberg's movies:Scanners,Fly,Videodrome....)
Yes, we all use the technology yet know absolutely nothing about it - so its a decent enough premise for horror movie making. But its conventional modern times and horror makers cant get this simple fact into their heads.
Horror needs slow developement of atmosphere, it REQUIRES brooding, detailed , threatening-almost backdrop and OTHER TIMES mystery. Your not gonna get this "suspension of disbelief" making a movie about a haunted electric toaster in a mall department store.


So this movie is about kids on an internet chatline and the voice of their dead friend comes on.
Fucksake.
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Post by zako on Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:01 pm

THIS FORUM IS A HORROR STORY,,,
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Post by Jock Strapp on Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:02 pm

Rolling Eyes

yeah you kinda make it feel that way ass breath
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Post by zako on Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:08 pm

GOTTA GIVE THIS PLACE SOME CHARM,,
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Re: UNFRIENDED (2015)

Post by Wallace on Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:26 pm

"Quark, Strangeness and Charm"

(Karns would understand.)
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