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Post by Wallace on Fri Sep 05, 2014 8:16 pm

Barkwatter village o'inbred vinylfreaks iss wot uz wans.
Mair ah fink aybit it, dis formula wuld certes guarantee a warthy TV series.


Ah'd cast Brian Blessed arse th' orpinionaturd progrock-pooshah.

Village sign oannae crossrooahds wuld say - "Noo DJs n' hir Technics Jink-boirds Allowit oan pain o' Trepanatioon".

Series wuld huv thart (origgernul versioon) Cauld Comfhart Farm slime,rot & decay - feel.
Set wuld smell o' Lovecraft's Innsmouth.

Ewery denzin's oothoouse wuld be jammid wif ( least desirable) vinyls.
Ower-manufacturd 78s n' such.

Fust epperzoid wuld huv village infiltratid by intrepid ootsider vinylhound innae mold o' thart infamoose owd blues kerlector,Joe Bussard. 'im wuld be playid by a ferret-facid Burroughs-type.
Oar, bettah yit, 'ow aybit th' determinid-luikin' Brit charakteur actor, Peter Vaughn?
End o' epperzoid , inbreds wuld bee roastin' th' brazen oootsider oan a spit ower a DJ-toorntable fire.


Th' secunt epperzoid will be hight: "The Unsettling Unequal Distribution of Korat Pandit Wobblays in Lesser Nevvarenough Magna And The Subsequent Dire (Gorey) Consequences Of Aforementioned".
(Nevvarenough Magna oo coourse bein' nem o' th' village.)



Fird epperzoid. (Goin' bark awas inter history o' village. In dis case art toime o' Londaahn blitz):

"An Unhealthy Affinity For Brotherly/Sisterly Relations Whilst Heino Records Can Be Heard Played Nightly Throughtout BOTH Nevvarenough Magnas".

Epperzoid Fower: "That Trouble With 45 Spiders"
Fowertay-foive RPM spiders ur mysteriouslay appearin' faand rammid daahn throewts o'varioous Lesser Nevvarenough Magna indigines o' th' Mods persuassioon. Th' adjacent hippie commune coombs unner th' suspicioous eyen o' Cornstabool Boscoe Knob.

Epperzoid Foive: "Nettle-treacle Quiche With Violence"
A swarm o' deinosophists owerrun sleepay Nevvarenough Magna Proper taxin' th' patience o' th' locals. Th' pestilaunce iss summarillay delt wif.

Epperzoid Six: "Death by 'A Night Out With Boy George'" (aka "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me....?")
A fiendish revenge iss in th' warks.

Epperzoid Seben: "Disaster Comes In Pairs"
Doorin' th' height o' Lesser Nevvarenough Magna's annual nicht o' Boornin' o' Th' Guy (n' DJ) , th' Vertigo Spaceship iss seen to alight on th' boornin' common.
Art varra sem momint ,immediartly 'neath Greater Nevvarenough Magna's Wiggle River Bwidge, a Vertigo-logo maelstrom hus formid an' is sookin' in th' entire nicht-rowin' team.

Epperzoid Oyt: "Trooble Art Mill"
Th' wooden domino hus fallin frue th' drain grate an' th' warkers canny sem ter git th' magnet oannae string ter fetch it owt.
Art sem toime ward coombs daahn frum main fleur thart thaur's ter be new management.
Tawk o' saarnd system bein' pit in fer benerfits o' th' warkers.
Tawk o' new manager's son bein' partial ter Jamaician moosick.



............
Epperzoid Noine: "Hogmannay SHINTnannygans"
Kiabosh put oan th' annual shinty match betwix Lesser & Greater Nevvarenough Magna due ter an' unschedualid DJ-art-th'-stake-boornin' takin' preccerdunce: star goalie o' Lesser N.M. team iss cort innae act (oan cammy film) o' DJin' art TH' BIG CITAY. Dis nort ainnlay (by dictates o' Nevvarenough commonlaw) brands craithur arse bein' non-local, bur non-hooman arse weel.
(Becoz dis epperzoid iss raithur shittay oannae content front, an aside goos oan art sem toime: wee side-storay o' 'ow Gramps Seamus Asipishdra maintains it iss indeedy th' spoor o' OONICORN 'im hus faand innae woods raand aybit whaur 'im roons hissen secret still.)

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Re: aH'RM SENDIN' THAIS SCRIPT TER WHACKAS AT BBC

Post by StevieWorcester on Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:06 pm

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Post by zako on Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:11 am

I CANT UNDERSTAND A WORD THIS FUCKER SAYS,,,, Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Post by Permy on Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:38 am

lol!

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Post by Jock Strapp on Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:06 am

zako wrote:I CANT UNDERSTAND A WORD THIS FUCKER SAYS,,,, Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
i read one word then look elsewhere 

wot a waste of space dis muppet is 
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Post by Permy on Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:01 pm

Permy never ever reads his cack posts, i suspects others do der same!

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Post by zako on Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:17 pm

I NEVER READ HIS JIBBERISH SHIT,,
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Post by Permy on Sat Sep 06, 2014 3:35 pm

cheers

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