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Post by Isaac Hunt on Sun Aug 31, 2014 2:53 pm

never heard of him till the other day

ffs he's quite funny and a complete nutter...
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Post by Permy on Sun Aug 31, 2014 2:55 pm

Another Yorkshire mun

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Post by Wallace on Sun Aug 31, 2014 2:58 pm

Miss Lemon was Hercule Poirot's secretary.
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Post by Permy on Sun Aug 31, 2014 2:59 pm

Felicity

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Post by Wallace on Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:07 pm

Reelay?

Ah nivvah heard th' fust nem.
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Post by Francis Frogbound on Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:08 pm

Permy wrote:Another Yorkshire mun
u ever seen him dude
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Post by Permy on Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:20 pm

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Post by Isaac Hunt on Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:25 pm

just watching through the keyhole

ffs i have nicer things than shaun rider and sinita...

how can a floor fitter live better than  a pop star i ask meself?
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Post by Permy on Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:36 pm

One person can have millions in the bank, another person may have £500K, they can both equally enjoy the lifestyle the same.. Some people are very silly with money some careful, the silly one will have as much as the not as wealthy person if he carries on being less careful.

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Post by Isaac Hunt on Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:41 pm

yeah
suan riders house is a cack ole...small end terrace house..
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Post by Permy on Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:55 pm

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Post by Isaac Hunt on Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:02 pm

i want to be worth about dat when i retire...house plus cash...that will see me out then
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Post by Permy on Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:04 pm

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Post by Permy on Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:07 pm

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Post by Permy on Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:12 pm

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Post by Isaac Hunt on Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:15 pm

great idea mate...we're doing the same really
paying our house off as quick as we can...if ya been working non stop for 50 years U HAVE to have saved a nice lump sum..
ofc me n perms lost everything a few years back..

i rekon i can stop work once we've paid this gaff off (about 5 years time)

if i had met marie 30 years ago i'de be all sorted by now...no loans wotsoever...kinda tough when u loose everything when ya pushin 40 mofos...aint done bad in the last 12 years though...no way i ever expected to still have a mortgage when i hit 50 mind...our house in essex was on a 15 year mortgage..we bought it 1997...would be all ours by now
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Post by Isaac Hunt on Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:16 pm

Permy wrote:Only option Permy sees at old age May aswell get a posh static home on a secure site. the month or so where the site is closed go abroad for that duration. Move to a site that opens all year you get hit for council tax.
move to the sun mofo..cost of living is half where me mum lives...
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Post by Permy on Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:20 pm

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Post by Permy on Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:22 pm

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Post by Isaac Hunt on Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:23 pm

our interest is going down about  15 quid a month...we're paying as much as we're comfortable paying..right now it's a bout 1000 quid a month plus interest...
12 grand a year it works out...
interest is gonna rise soon aswell...we've done the right thing ofc...we could pay far lees and sling a loada cash away on some shoite german car..
never happen mofos...i have never been comfortable loaning money form ANYONE...many cunts pay interst only   then say our house lol
i got news for u twats it aint your house ya muppets..it never will be either.
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Post by Isaac Hunt on Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:30 pm

perms u have to save dude..without ya own gaff u have no choice bozo...otherwise come retirement you'll be stuck where u are forever...
why cant u buy on a 15 year mortgage dude?

i would find a way...meself i would never ever rent even if it was dirt cheap...for one i'de have zero incentive to ever do anything to it...
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Post by Permy on Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:41 pm

Perms is ok where he is.. cannot raise the money to pay mortgage early before retirement..

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Post by Isaac Hunt on Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:44 pm

ok dude
i know it aint easy ..i been kinda lucky i suppose...everything kinda clicked into place the day i met marie...without marie i'de probably be living in a box by now...
all i would recomend then is save as much as u can...nothing else u can do is there?

 women that ruin a mans life coz they're old bags
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Post by Permy on Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:55 pm

Yep dats what Perms is saying all he can do is be carefull & just save..


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Post by Isaac Hunt on Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:59 pm

marie is dropping weight daily

i need to be on me guard soon bozo
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