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Post by StevieWorcester on Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:31 pm

Do what I'd do at times like this, and do the gentlemanly thing Bud.......a couple of swift punches to the eye and mouth, followed by a knee to the groin and a Chinese wrist-burn should do the trick.

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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by Mike Oxbig on Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:36 pm

Twisted Evil tried it didn't work

u fink i'm being unreasonable stevie-lad?

i dont drink 
i dont smoke
i dont chew tobacco   
i never go out...3k is just my salary this month ffs..

she did ok BUY THE FUCKING THING about 10 minutes ago  
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Post by zako on Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:38 pm

THATS WHAT MARIE DOES TO RUDI...IF MARIE AINT HAPPY NOBODY IS HAPPY...
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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by StevieWorcester on Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:39 pm

A model husband such as what you is deserves that bike. Go and get the fucker....no if's or buts.

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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by zako on Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:39 pm

YOU CRY AND MOPE AND WIMPER TILL YOU WHEAR HER DOWN,,,
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:39 pm

she has never refused me anything before ffs  
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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by Mike Oxbig on Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:40 pm

StevieWorcester wrote:A model husband such as what you is deserves that bike. Go and get the fucker....no if's or buts.
    when she comes out da shower i'll show dat post bozo 
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Post by zako on Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:40 pm

NOR HER PAKKI BOYFRIEND,,,
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:41 pm

zako wrote:YOU CRY AND MOPE AND WIMPER TILL YOU WHEAR HER DOWN,,,
i am asking her about every 2 seconds right now... affraid
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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by zako on Wed Jul 16, 2014 3:43 pm

SHEs GONNA SLAP YOU IN THE FACE WITH HER TITTI
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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:42 am

problem i got just now is she's doing 4   13 hour night shifts..so she aint in the best of moods...will try again when i get her from the bus stop at 8.15.
ffs it's only my salary this month bozos...i dont see wot the problem is...it will only ever loose a little bit of money over time..both my bikes are still worth wot i paid for em
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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:25 am

marie took home this month
4000 quid  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked 5500 usd bozos

almost the most she has ever earnt by a long way..she has worked many weekends and bank holidays

marie      
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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:27 am

oh it works out bozos.
we pay all the bills this month on her salary  Shocked  Shocked 

my salary pays for the bike   

not a single penny from our 70 grand in da bank bozos  
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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Jul 17, 2014 5:29 am

ffs how can life get any better money wise bozos...best month we've ever had by a long way ..
imagine when the 1300 quid a month mortgage has gone in 7 years time...

quality of life here mofos is amazing i tells ya all..your both working with good jobs u live like royalty..
the interest on our mortgage drops this month aswell to 2%

works our we're about 40 quid a month better off 
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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Jul 17, 2014 6:54 am

she said YES
on our way to collect it now  
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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by StevieWorcester on Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:22 pm

Quote: "4000 quid         5500 usd bozos"

You need to re-do the Maths. 4000 quid equates to 6800 USD.  

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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:13 pm

i bought it cock breaths 

65 quid third party fire and theft   for a whole year

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Post by StevieWorcester on Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:37 pm

Think I'd have preferred the Wheelie-Bin. How much would the insurance have been on that?

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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by zako on Thu Jul 17, 2014 1:50 pm

HE DIDNT MENTION TO MARIE THAT RUDI HAS TO REBUILD THE GARAGE TO KEEP HIS CRAP..FROM THE COMING WINTER,,,,,,OH ALSO A NEW LARGER VID PROJECTER AND SCREEN....HE,l WHISPER THAT TO HER WHILE HE,s SHOVING HIS DICK UP HER ASS...
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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:56 pm

ok update.
it is so fucking nice to ride..effortless

decided i'm gonna sell the zx12r...putting it up for sale tomorrow..

4 grand no offers
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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Jul 17, 2014 2:59 pm

got meself a loverly bike...done 60 miles on it and fuel guage aint moved
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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by zako on Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:00 pm

ILL GIVE YOU ONE GRAND AND AN OFFER TO STAY AT YOUR HOME FOR ONE YEAR,,,
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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:12 pm

Evil or Very Mad 4k no offers bozo
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Re: cheap easy to ride with me lad bike

Post by zako on Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:20 pm

I,M WORTH THAT....I CAN SLASH TIRES WITH MY SCALPLE...NO SWEDE WILL GET NEAR YOUR HOME,,,I,LL BRING MY SPEAR...
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Thu Jul 17, 2014 4:40 pm

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