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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:07 pm

takes about 6 hours a week (no rain driving ofc) u drive in the rain it'll take up 3 days a week work..
if like me your as fussy as fuck then having a special car is a big no no..aint good for my well being i tells ya all.
i put the stang away last night covered in road dust..i lost 4 hours sleep coz of it...spent 2 hours this afternoon fully valeting it...will keep it in the garage now till saturday...will ofc run a feather duster over if before i drive it keeping a car in near factory condition 2737494147
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:09 pm

if by chance i go through a single puddle then all the wheels will have to be removed..and every nut n bolt restored to factory condition..
i even polish INSIDE the exhaust tip Embarassed
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:10 pm

i even remove the small stones from the tyre tread each time i valet it Shocked
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:15 pm

in fact the best way is to buy a brand new car
have it delivered and never drive it..
just wax it once a month and look at it...i could easily do that..each time i even get the stang out the garage i'm on edge and nervous
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:18 pm

all pasangers have to remove their shoes incase they scuff the door sills when getting in and out..
thinking of buying some white silk gloves for peeps to wear so they dont put oily finger prints on the door handles.
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:19 pm

marie sneezed in it yesterday and i went bezerk  Embarassed 
had to remove tiny droplets from the plastic trim and window today
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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:26 pm

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:26 pm

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:26 pm

maybe i should forget having a fancy car aye bozo Embarassed
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:28 pm

first person that comes to look at it will buy it ofc...me v6 convertable sold within 10 seconds of the dude veiwing it..
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:30 pm

aybe i ban all passengers....then i can wear a white jump suit everytime i go out in it...yestrday a dark cloud was ahead of us...i stopped immediatly then fled back to the garage...
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:40 pm

u rekon i need a doctor bozos? keeping a car in near factory condition 2737494147
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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:53 pm

Karns would like to say yes but Karney-boyo is just the same..

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:55 pm

all i see is imperfections in EVERYTHING bozo..you'de look at the stand and say wtf wow..me i just see all it's tiny imperfections shining at me like a beacon..
i need sectioning bozo
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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:13 pm

Aye. Same ere.. Everywhere you look you can see can't care less, the wife don't see things like Karns does.. ffks the wife looked at me gone out today when Karns bought a tin of nitromos paint stripper! told Mrs.K it was for the radiator pipe under the radiator in the living room, told her the old paint was lumpy & that old Karney boyo refuses to just rub it down & re-paint.. ''Well you don't see it behind the radiator cover luv''  Shocked  Mebbi not darling but Karns would not be able to sleep unless it was stripped back & refinished to perfection ffks...

What does Karns get fer his trouble!  ''You need to go see a doctor, you have something wrong with yer''

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:16 pm

same here bozo
poor marie has given up on me...
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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:25 pm

Pong Lenis wrote:same here bozo
poor marie has given up on me...
ffks Supermarkets is where Karns has a field day, Mrs.K fills the shopping trolly up, what does Karney-boyo do, he follows lining all the tin label up on the shelves.. ffks the staff need sacking for this untidy can't care less shelf stacking.. Is it only Karney-boyo that sees these things!!

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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:28 pm

Karney-boyo wrote:
What does Karns get fer his trouble!  ''You need to go see a doctor, you have something wrong with yer''

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good advice take it.

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Post by Wallace on Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:35 pm

You really take the cake, Rudy.
Gall to come on MY FORUM and blather on and on about your life.

This is unusual troll behaviour I have never come across beefwhore.
Usual troll behaviour is some cun coming on me forum telling me wot a cun ah is and wot bad taste I have and wot a loser I is anorl.  But this is trolling of a high echelon all together.

You get away wif it cos you know my policy of not banning anyone.

Hopefully you havent marred my forum overmuch with your inane blather - hopefully most are not actually reading any of this.
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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:51 pm

Pong Lenis wrote:first person that comes to look at it will buy it ofc...me v6 convertable sold within 10 seconds of the dude veiwing it..
You only  putting adds in the " COLOUR BLIND NEWS " Then ?
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Tue Mar 25, 2014 4:11 am

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:11 pm

this car WILL finish me off i'm sure of dat bozos..best i just look at it and never drive it i rekon..
i'll keel over and have a heart attack one day when i fin a stone chip
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Post by Guest on Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:13 pm

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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:14 pm

will happen ffs

ffs there's a fully blown wog walking past our gaff...only ever one other here before
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Post by Mike Oxbig on Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:17 pm

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