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Post by Isaac Hunt on Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:59 pm

aint ever gonna watch another new film.
gonna catch up on proper films made years ago now...after watching half the ironman3 film i decided enough is enough..aint wasting me time sitting through the fucking pap hollywood makes today
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Post by StevieWorcester on Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:13 pm

The only films I'm remotely interested are full-on porno action with lots of money-shots involved. Strictly no animals, wogs or Oirish of course.

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Post by Isaac Hunt on Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:15 pm

i mean even if a 10 year wants to turn a film off like ironman it has to be utter cack..
amazing they can make films so fucking dreadful...surely they dont watch em before they release tripe loike dat
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Post by Wallace on Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:22 pm

Oyerish wimmins ur plain.
Yew doan wans Oyerish, Brit or Scottie wimmens in porno-mode.

That would arfeckt yer digestiffs.
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Post by Wallace on Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:23 pm

Yer doan wans Ital or Latin eivver cos chances bein' nips gonna be ooglay brownish n' edge o' pish-flaps alser.
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Post by Isaac Hunt on Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:25 pm

hate everything to do with ireland bozo
100% everything including the women..
all bad breeding all thieves all crooks...never have and never will hang with irish..me mum's ex dead fella (good ridence to him) was a loud mouthed fucking know all pikey cunt..come very close to spanking the cunt many times...

IRISH are scum plain and simple
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Post by Isaac Hunt on Mon Mar 17, 2014 4:28 pm

me old mate from the uk was a cermic tiler from yorkshire...we used to meet up every morning in a cafe..
u know if i ever even mentioned to word irish it would set him off in a fit of rage...always end up with him banging the table and saying how much he hated the cunts
good ole times and pricelss yorkshire man feeling towards pikey scum  lol!
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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:01 pm

I used to out with an oirish lassy when I were 16.
beautiful raven haired Irish colleen she was.
Really kind nice bird...
Her name was Christine Mullarkey.
I ditched her cos me mates took the piss out of her name. 
Worra silly  cunt I were....... Embarassed

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Post by StevieWorcester on Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:51 pm

I think I might know her. Is that the very same Christine from Castleford who's favourite form of contaception was to allow you to blow yer load up her shitter?

If it's the same one, she's working as a cleaner on P & O Ferries if you fancy yer chances.

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Post by Guest on Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:35 pm

Bin there ain't I cunty ?
 Didn't let me do the botbop though...kisses n a bit o titting up were all I got...which dint help her case like .  Wink

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Post by Wallace on Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:38 pm

I personally never got to the titting-up stage but she let me  touch her earlob with my tip.

That is - of course - if we be talking of the same girl.
Cleft palatte, roight?
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Post by StevieWorcester on Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:52 pm

You got it Knobs. A glass eye too.......an amazing sexual experience when she popped that out and I shoved the galloping maggot in.

I hope the cough is better now.

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Post by Wallace on Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:03 am

i THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST HER GIVING ME THE EYE.
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Post by Guest on Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:04 am

Aye well....that's what Catholicism and the fear o god n a strict upbringing under the nuns yolk does for yer..   
Makes for teenage rrebellion. 
Just that I got unlucky as a lad....picked the only oirish lass in town that didn't fuck like a train !

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Post by Wallace on Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:04 am

Ah! You just cant take these precious memories away.
Now can you.
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Post by Wallace on Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:05 am

Wot you cocks doing up?
Must be one PM over there.
No wurks termorrer?
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Post by Guest on Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:08 am

Her mate Kathleen Sunderland wanted me to shag her....
but she was a truly horrific thing...chin like desperate fucking Dan !

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